EveryOne Thinks

EveryOne Thinks
EveryOne Thinks Of Changing The World....
But
No One Thinks Changing Themselves....

EveryOne Wants To B In Heaven
But
No One Wants To Die.....
  

May, 20 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     1999 views       Funny

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Sumtime U Miss Me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U Hurt me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U Sms Me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U meet me, Datz the only thing " I alwayz Want "



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Say this fast in American accent.


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son was filling application form.

There was a question about mother tongue.


Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?

Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.
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Twin babies born in a SARDAR''s House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
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The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.
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1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
A group of elephants were sitting in a street..

A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..

Wow!

Wat a figure!

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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*

Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.

Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?




Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha
Wanted" A Heroen for Pakistani Movie
Height "koi b chaley ghee"
Waist "Minimum 36''
Age "Starting from 38"
Tone "bharkein mar saktee ho"
Action "Machine gun utha aur chala saktee ho"