Kaali ghata chayi hai,

Kaali ghata chayi hai,
aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao.
Par meri galti nahi,
bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai.. ;-)

May, 21 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 3416 views Funny

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Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,

Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,

Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya.

Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka

Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya

Ek baar ek baccha

Ek baar ek baccha apne daadiji ke kaan me ek laal mirch daal deta hai. But instead of scolding the child, daadi starts laughing. Bolo why?
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.Mirchi sun.ne waale always khush... (Radio Mirchi 98.3FM)

Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba

Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba

Dil Khoobsurat Ghar

Zindagi Khoobsurat Safar

Dosti Khoosurat Rishta

Aur Aap

In Taman Cheezo''n Pe

Badnuma Daagh ...

Bura Maan Gaye

Aray Yaar Daagh Tou Ache Hote Hyn ... ;->

A student grabbed a coin,

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se

Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:

Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?

Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.

Sir, "N.R.O" :-)

To, Near Police Station.

To,
Near
Police Station.

Respetd Sir,
As My Sweet''frnd'' 4got 2 SMS Me,I Kindly Request U2 Take Action Imedatly & Encountr His DABBA Mob

Sardar orders pizza.

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

Source of Vitamin

Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi

Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,

Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
.......
O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)

A health forum

A health forum
speaker askd: ''Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?''
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
''A Wedding Cake'' ;->

1 tha Chooha..

1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@

Whn V Drink

Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven

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Kaali ghata chayi hai,

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