Kaali ghata chayi hai,

Kaali ghata chayi hai,
aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao.
Par meri galti nahi,
bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai.. ;-)

May, 21 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 2531 views Funny

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Ek Khubsurat Larki

Ek Khubsurat Larki
Bank gai Aur
Bank Manager Se Pucha:
"Me Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hon..."

Manager: "Ye Tou Achi Baat
Hy, Aap Kis K Sath
Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hyn ...? "

Larki: "Mujhe Ziada
Nakhry Dikhany Ki
Aadat Nhi

Bas

Jis K Paas Bank Balance
Ziaa Ho, Us K Saath Khol
Loongi ..." ;->

Best Punishment

Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..

Giv Him A Mobile With A

Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him

In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk

Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

the news 14 aug 2020

THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Shaadi k pehle: Darling!

Shaadi k pehle: Darling!!
tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi.

Shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!

''God made

''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''

Why We Dont Study

Why We Dont Study The Whole Semester
&
Spen Sleepless Nights During Exams . . . .?

coz

Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano''n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hy . . . ;->

''Aslam ek raat macher dan

''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''

Gal: Is

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi

If You Find A Cute Friend ...

If You Find A Cute Friend ...

Hold Him With Both Hands

Bcoz

A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime ..

Ok

Ok

Ab Chorho B, Mjhe Der Ho Rahi Hy ;->

3 cheezen hamesha k liye bhula do

'' 3 '' Cheezen Hamesha K Liye Bhula Do:

1
DarD

2
GhAM

3
RoothNA

'' 3 '' CheeZAiN KAbhi Na BhuLAnA:

1
"HumAyuN"

2
Us K Msgs

3
US KI PERSONALITY.. ;)

''3'' Kaam kAbhi nA kArnA:

1
Is Msg k0 Edit kArnA

2
ApnA nAAm LikhnA

3
DooSroN k0 Msg Bhej k IMpreSS kArnE ki nAkAAm KoShiSh kArnA... =P ;->

whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

think..!
.

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.dOnt giVe uO...U sTill hAv A lOt Of t|me...!
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.
.
k...i''ll tell u...!

iT''s uR brAin....tRying tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSinG uR brAin :->

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Kaali ghata chayi hai,

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