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Kaali ghata chayi hai,
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Kaali ghata chayi hai,
Kaali ghata chayi hai,
Kaali ghata chayi hai,
aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao.
Par meri galti nahi,
bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai.. ;-)
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Agar Salim Ne
Agar Salim Ne Mughl-e-Aazam Main
Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti
Tou Film Ka Naam Kya Hota ?
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Mogli - Aazam ...
"BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Teacher: "BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Kisay kEhtAy hAin?
StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho
Usay Bahr-ul-kahil
Kehtay hAin.
SHAAN is remaking TITANIC
SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.
In The End,
He does not die, But
Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and
Titanic on the other hand. :-)
Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age
Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age
Well I Said
The Way U Dress Up
U Look 19
Ur Sweetness Look 15
Ur Smile 16
Ur Face 17
So All In All
67 Years ... ;->
www . Muft Mashwara . com
www . Muft Mashwara . com
Agar Aap Chahte Hain K Aap k ghar Saaf Rahay , Aap K Ghar KHUDA k Farishtay Aye , Aap K Ghar Brkat Ho , To Aap Apne Ghar Se Bahir Raha Karain . :)
Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)
baap betay k skool s
Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai
Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..
~William Innocent Nargis.
Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.
Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!
~William Innocent Nargis.
Bhol k bhi kisiko na rulana,
Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,
Zindgi main sabko
hansana,
Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,
Phir bhi koi gham day to
90
pay phone lagana
"THOK DENGE"
saaley k
Wife to husband:
Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
Behind Every
Behind Every
Successful Man
There Is A WOMAN...
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So, Dont Try N Waste Time
To Gain SUCCESS
Just Find A WOMAN..
Job In Mobilink
Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume To
Mobilink.pk.com
Location Kharachi
Salary:25000 to 60000
Job Nature:
Mobile Tower Pe Beth K Kawo''n Ko Urana Hai . . . .
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