Kaali ghata chayi hai,

Kaali ghata chayi hai,
aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao.
Par meri galti nahi,
bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai.. ;-)

May, 21 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 2643 views Funny

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Jis Tarah

Jis Tarah
Ghibat Amal Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Neyki Badi Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Gussa Aqal Ko Khajata Hai,
Or Jhoot Rizq Ko,
Usi Tarah

Zardari Pakistan Ko Kha Jayega!!

Wife: If I Removed

Wife: If I Removed Da Cook & Make Da Food
Myself 4 A Month,What Will U Pay Me?

Husband: I Don''t Hav 2 Pay U, U''ll Get My
Entire Insurance Amount.;-)

''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath

''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay

Socho Kyun?
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Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-''

Lagey raho...

Lagey raho...

Lagey raho...

main ney khawaab mein
daikha main Musharf
ki jagah sardar ban gaya
hoon,

tum par bhi koi paabandi
nahin jo marzi sapney
daikho.

''jee kia chaheyeh

''jee kia chaheyeh

haan kia chaheyeh???

msg parhna hai?

ULLU K PATHAY YEH KIA KER RAHE hoo

yeh mesg hee tu hai''

Subah SMS Sham SMS Din Men SMS Raat Men

Subah
SMS
Sham
SMS
Din Men
SMS
Raat Men
SMS
Ghar Men
SMS
Office Men
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir Kya Hai
Ye SMS ?
?
?

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S= SUB Ko
M= Mohabat Se
S= Satao.

ghar se nikalte hi...

ghar se nikalte hi...
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->

U May Be BuSy,

U May Be BuSy,

U May Be Engaged

With Lots Of Works.

U Have 1440 min Per day.

Atleast For 1 min

Think

Kahin Aap K Sms Na Kerne Pe Koi Aap Ko Galiyan Na De Rha Ho . . . ;->

Most Iraqis Think

Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
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MISSED .. ;->

school and college holidays

New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations

Eid holidays

Winter holidays

And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)

1 admi mrty waqt dost se

1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi

Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)

Dad 2Son

Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothbrush

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Kaali ghata chayi hai,

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