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Kaali ghata chayi hai,
Kaali ghata chayi hai,
Kaali ghata chayi hai,
aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao.
Par meri galti nahi,
bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai.. ;-)
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May, 21 2010
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bas 1 chutki naswar di thi ;
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya
Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?
Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->
Mery Aziz Ham Watno
Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy
Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon
K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko
Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P
Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->
Aik pathan dusre se
Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->
''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....
''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....
1. Ap khubsurat aur nek dil insan hain,
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
BaaQi mazaq kal krenge...''
Mina: U tell a man
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
pappumere ac me 10
Pappu-Mere a/c Me 10 Crore Cash
Aur Ketrina Se
Shadi 10 Second Me Kra Do?
>
>
>
Jin-Aaka! Hukm Karo,Haramipan Nahi.
''Aapko kya lagta
''Aapko kya lagta hai hum aapse flirt karte hain,
Ruko, sambhlo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert karte hain,
Arre yeh to mahol aur mausam kaa asaar hai,
Warna aise waisson par hum bhi time waste nahi karte hain.''
INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy
INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy
Jo Bolta B hy
Chalta B hy
Khata B hy
Monchen b hen uski
Pagri b pehnta hy
Naam hy uska
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....
is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare
Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n
Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...
"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."
0321*6307893
Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)
Ek premi ne kaha prmika se,
Ek premi ne kaha prmika se,
men tmhari zulfon se khelna chahta hon
premika ne.. wig utar kr dedi or boli khelte rho
mgr kal wapas krdena college b jana ha
Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose.
Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye
Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.
aasma pe jitne sitare hein,
aasma pe jitne sitare hein,
ankho mein jitne ishare hein,
samunder ke jitne kinare hein,
Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!
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