A dirty msg

A dirty msg
A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz
  

Jul, 03 2012     166 chars (2 sms)     3563 views       Funny

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Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?


Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.
eik aadmi : ''''abe tera mobile number kabse dial kar raha hun...
bar bar switched off bol raha hai''''


Dusra aadmi : Abee, woh mera ''HELLO TUNE'' hai . . . ;->
A Little Bit Of Powder ...



A Little Bit Of Paint ....



Makes A Girl''s Complexion ....



Seems What It Ain''t ....
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?


Think...




No?



A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!
I Like Long Walks …








Especially






When They Are Taken





By People














Who Annoy Me … ;->
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!


pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
knock knock!!

*who''s there??

Nobel

*Nobel who??

No Bell so I knocked..
To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
50 - 50 kos dur jab koi bachha

oon oon karke rota hai to ma kehti he

k beta aise mat ro,varna

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bada hoke HIMESH RESHAMMIYA ban jaega.
A Nurse Fell In Luv With

A Doctor But D Nurse

Spent Most Of D

Time In D Medical Store Y?

Only D Medical Boy

Could Read

Doctor''s Luv Letter!
Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....