Keeklee Kaleer Di

Keeklee Kaleer Di
Keeklee Kaleer Di
Pent Mere Veer Di
Coat Mere Pai Da
Landay Ton Le Ayi Da
Fair Fit Karayi Da
Fair Onho Payi Da
Fittay Mo0nh MehnGayi Da.
  

May, 18 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2602 views       Funny

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Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!


Izzat ,

Shohrat ,

Daulat




Aur Haan ...




Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->
Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?





Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha
Murder Of EnglisH

One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:

today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?









Can''t Understand...!








Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->


Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Ae sanam hm to sirf






















Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive the next morning
but still we have plans for the coming day
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that’s Hope..!!!
chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati

biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati
Height of being Hygienic:

A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)
In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is Mein se 1 Mising Hai?


2 dafa kyun parh rahay ho
Sharam ka maqam hai
ABCD Mein ''1''
Kahan Ata Hai?
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''