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dil laga k kaam kiya karo
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<))> Xcuse Me
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Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,
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dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->
What do you do
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
Sorrow is our constant companion
A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)
YEh Tumhara Problem Kiya Hai?
YEh Tumhara Problem Kiya Hai?
Tumhein Koi or Kam Nahi Hai Kia??
Har Waqt Pregant hi rehtay Ho ...
Jab bhi Msg Karoon tumhari Delivery report aa jati hai .
Teacher
Teacher : Mein chahti hun ki tum jeewan me teji se aage badho..
Raaste ki rukavaton ko kuchal do...
Student : Toh saaf kahiye na ki aap humein blue line bus ka driver banana
chahti ho..
beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.
1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,
2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?
Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
Asif Zardari ne
Asif Zardari ne
Nawaz Sharif ko
Wazart-e-Uzma ki
paish-kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
"tum wazarat sanbhalo main Uzma ko sanbhalta hon".
Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,
Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,
Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,
Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko sms Kerte Hain Lekin,
Har sms Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota.....
Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
3 din guzerne k bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gaya aur kaha
"mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu bahar kaddo"
''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis k
''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis
k
samane mangta hai ??
Guess
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guess !
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Bihkari k samne
" Maaf karo Baba"''
A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW
A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW
Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!
Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .
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