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kanjoos hajji
1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA
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2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."
Consequences in Aerica...
Consequences in
Aerica...
A girl rushed over to her
husband..
Darling`''my childern and your children are beating
our children...!!!
Sardar rocks
Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name .
teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.
larky waley larki dekhne gaye
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
Are you know jAn|x?
Are you know jAn|x?
Today is world women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women world day kehta. :-D.
Today is Newspaper,
Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
''1 student exam
''1 student exam k paper pay apne hath ka diagram bana raha tha to nigran nay pocha k iss paper main to hath ki diagram ka swal nahi hai
student reply.
sir main diagram nahi bana raha paper banane wale pay lanat bhaj raha hon''
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
Don''t Worry !
Just Remove The Damn Battery
From The Clock And Enjoy Life .
Teacher: What d
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher
hazraat eik zarori e
HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . . .
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HAzrAAt DemAgh kA ELaAj kArwAiyE ELAAN sunA jAtA hAi
PArhA nhi jAtA.. ;->
Murder Of EnglisH
Murder Of EnglisH
One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:
today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else
agr obama sadrepak
Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya Name Hota?/
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