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Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se
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Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se
1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha
(Is Mulk Se Jaldi Hi Bhag Chalo)
Wrna!
INSAAN KI MOUT MAARE JAO GE . . . ;->
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May, 18 2010
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Guest:
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“
Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
Atleast once in a day,
Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!
Guess when?
Don''t know?
Its easy!
While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai
Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno
"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
I Like Long Walks …
I Like Long Walks …
Especially
When They Are Taken
By People
Who Annoy Me … ;->
Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab
Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !
Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang
Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab
Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->
Pathan To Imran Hashmi
Pathan To Imran Hashmi
Tum Buht Jhota Hai
Imran Hashmi : Kiun ?
Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja
Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Na
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
''Banday kol mobile v howy,
''Banday kol mobile v howy,
Balance v howy
sada number v howy
tay banda faregh v howy
wat v banda sanoo msg na kare,
Arman ta lagday afsos ta lagday…?
We came with the
We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody..
But in the end
We go with tears knowing everybody..!
AND That''s called :
'''' STUDENT LIFE ''''.
AgAr iNsAn K
AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !
AhAm kHaBrEn :
Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe
Achha koi ye bata
Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???
Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.
3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
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