''Teacher 2 pthan jiss

''Teacher 2 pthan jiss
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .

us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''
  

May, 24 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     3101 views       Funny

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3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
K

"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain

Ya Puraney Time Par"
Girlfrnd Ko Aisa Kya Gift Dena Chaiye Jo Adha Wapas Mil Jaye?


Socho.


Socho.


Socho.

Socho.



Socho.


Socho.

Nahi Pata.


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LIPSTICK.

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&


forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...


Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)
chataak



fataak



dhisoom



bhishoom



dhoom



dhadaak
















beat diya..........;->
I Dont Want 2 Live Anoder Day If U''re No Longer Der,
4 In Dis Lyf Only U Can
Inspyr Me 2 C D Nxt Sunryz,
Only U Can Motiv8 Me 2 Apprec8 D Colors Of Lyf Dat No One Else Can.

I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Frndship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry
U Laugh I L augh.
U Jump Out Of Da Window.
I Look Down & Den
I Laugh Again
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

teri shakal nazar aati hai

tere khayalo me kho kar


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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!
A Public Service Message For U



"Biryani Khaiye

Qabal Is K

Aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye ..."




Message Brought To You By

"STUDENT BIRYANI" ;->
Itni pyar bhari nazar se jo us ne dekha mujhe, dil to gaya hi gya,
;->



sath me 15 rupee wala samosa bi gir gaya


Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?




Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,

Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)
The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire













Is . . . .













To Become A Billionire And



Then Lose Money . . . ;-
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika Sherawat?

Dono ne kaprey utaar diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosrey ne Deshwasion ke liye!