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''Teacher 2 pthan jiss
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .
us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''
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May, 24 2010
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Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,
Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,
Zardari kehnda "Pakistan Khappey"
Translation:
jamhouriat ko kar k bara pareshan
kehtey hein"khappey ch wady Pakistan"
Boy: I am not rich
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don''t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit
FUNNY...
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!
ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?
ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?
maa se ho to ibadat
baap se ho to muqqaddas
bhai se ho to aqeedat
behen se ho to farz
aur
b.v se ho to
chunnu
munnu
bubblu
chintu
guddu.........
Wh8''s the difference
Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?
A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
"FUCK-YOU"
"FUCK-YOU"
Shocked
It means:
F=flowers 4 u.
U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.
C=chocolate not sweeter than u.
K=kisss 4u.
U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “
Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”
Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
Plz note my new
Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number....
§€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø
Bye ;->
Aplication 4 Leave in a Poem Style: O Master Wen I CoMe
Aplication 4 Leave in a Poem Style:
O Master
Wen I CoMe
Rain ChuM ChuM
Leg My Phisli
Gira Me DharaM
Neche My Bag
And Upar was hum,
Is Lye today
i cant come!
Do U Know My Love Story..
Do U Know My Love Story..
INTERVAL
The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
ik admi nay kaha:i
ik admi nay kaha:is zindagi sy to mot achi hay
foran ik jin namoodar hua aor bola may nay ap ki rooh leni hay:
admi foran bola yar abi admi kya mazaq b nahi kar sakta
dho0m ka part 2 bna to naam rakh
Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.
Dhoom do (2)
Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga
"PAA DO
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