''Teacher 2 pthan jiss

''Teacher 2 pthan jiss
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .

us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''
  

May, 24 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     2670 views       Funny

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2 Sardars Looking at egyptan Mummies,
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages ,Pakka truck accident hai
Sardar 2: aaho , ais liye Truck Number bhi likha ha BC-1760
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?














A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?

Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->
Tere Honton Kay Taqaddus Ka Khayal Aata Hai Pappu...
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Warna Hum Tou Chumma Chaati K Champion Hain... :P
Just Shut Up

Ok !

Dont Try To Be Over Smart

Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakha Karo

Nonsence

Idiot

Selfish

I

Said
To

My Heart

When It Asked Me
To
Stop
Missing U . . . :)
I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING





-•= > PLZ DON"T MISTAKE ME .







-•= > PLZ DO IT SINCERELY .








WEAR A HELMET WHEN WALKING .







BECAUSE............................?





" Empty Things Break Easily "
Teacher: Ohm's law sunao.


student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .

Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.

Student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
A gud news 4 students

all MARCH exams hav been postponed due to elections

To confirm goto site

www. stop dreaming & start studying.com
What''s Better Then

"PRESENCE OF MIND"

In Case Of Accident .... ???


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"ABSENCE OF BODY" ... ;->