''Teacher 2 pthan jiss

''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .

us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''

May, 24 2010 135 chars (1 sms) 2825 views Funny

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husband gifted his wife

A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!

aap kahin bohat zarori kaam

aap kahin bohat zarori kaam say ja rahay hain lakin achanak apk rastay main aik kali billi aa jay tu iska kia matlab hai?
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sochain ahi aur sochain
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aray bhaee osay bhi koee zaroori kaam hoga isliay tu kahin ja rahi hai :)

Beemar shohar:

Beemar shohar:
MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..
Biwi: Wo kiun..?
Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,
''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,
ghaday ki trah kaam krta
hun,
Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,
Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai

to impress his girlfriend!! !

new degrees of do

New Degrees Of
"DOG"

DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...

Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...

Height of youthfulness..

Height of youthfulness....

KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..

manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..

but still looks wrinkle free

pathan england mai club me

Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
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O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)

Aaj Mere Paas

Aaj Mere Paas
Mobile Hai
Number Hai
Battery Hai
Balance Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Hai Koi Msg?
To Bhejo
Agar Nahi
To Mobile Pheko,

: I Have Changed My Mind.

Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?

Sardar Was

Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast

HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST

HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST

8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet

v ek khan zameen per l

Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<

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