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''Teacher 2 pthan jiss
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .
us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''
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May, 24 2010
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Neend jab b mujhe
Neend jab b mujhe aaghosh may leti hei
Aapka chehra nigahon may bus jata hei
Ek dum se meri aankh khul jati hei
Dil se yahi awaz ati hei
AMMI BHAOOOOOOOOOO
''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye
''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye
Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye
But
Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!
Pata ha kiyo?
Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain
"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,
Pr:
Lahore Lahore ey.. :)''
Which part of the body
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It''s ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA.
Lagey raho..
Lagey raho..
Lagey raho..
mainey khawaab mein daikha k mai Musharaf ki jagah saddar ban gaya hoon,
tum par bhi koi paabandi nahin jo marzi sapney daikho.. ;->
School and College Difference
Difference Between School &
College:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..
But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)
Quaidabad, . Malir, . Kalaboard,
Quaidabad,
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Malir,
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Kalaboard,
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Airport,
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Colony gate,
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Natha khan ,
aur
aur
aur
aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena ... ;->
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib
Pres down buton
Once again
Ek wari hor
Bas ik wari hor
Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?
HAWAON k hath 1
HAWAON
k hath 1
Arman
bheja hy
NETWORK
k zarye 1
Pegaam
bheja hy
FURSAT
mily to
Kabool
kr lena
Shehar-e-Multan k Shehzaday ''HumAyuN'' Ne Salam Bheja
Hy.. ;->
Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Do Not Ignore!
Dis Is Not A Joke
Its GODS Grace!
After A Month
U Will Receive Sumthing Big
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UR BILL
A Robber,
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?
Ans: A Police Officer!!
Being Single Is So
Being Single Is So
Lovely & So Lucky !!!
It Has Its Own Charm
Even If Somebody Asks
Why r U Single ?
Just Tell Them
"God Is
Writing d Best Love
Story Ever 4 Me "
Send Thi sSingle Msg
To All Ur Single Frndz
& Let Them Know Its
Great Time Buddy
~*~ Happy
Uncommitted Life ~*~ ;->
What Did The Banana
What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?
Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->
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