Q:Why is a Sardarji

Q:Why is a Sardarji


Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
  

May, 26 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2025 views       Funny

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Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun

Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡

Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !

Chup . . .

Aawaz Mat Karo . .


Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei
I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”


Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
Faraz In Arabic;

Zardari Un Hukmaara Nun Azaabun Fee Insaana Fasa Dun Faraz,
Aata-Tunn Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Al Kuuttun Kameenun.


Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(Wa Wa)



Repet Once Again






Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
Frnds I''m Collecting
Quaid’s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or1000 Rupees Note
Flying papers ,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar

Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe