Mujhe kisi mehngi

Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.

GEO MUSHARAF..!

Jun, 16 2010 126 chars (1 sms) 2995 views Funny

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kameeni bukhar hai mjhe

Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"

1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka

1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka

Chehra Pehlay Bhi Kahin Dekha Hy

2nd Man:Ap Ko Glat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr

Wqt Apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..

Tamam bewaqufon ko

Tamam bewaqufon ko ittela di jati hy...

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Tum to aise dekh rhe ho jese ye ittela tumhare liye ho

KARAY JAOOO.

KARAY JAOOO... . . . .KARAY JAOOOOOOOO.... . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna.....lolz

He+She=Love,

He+She=Love,

He+She+Love=Marriage,

He+She+L+M=Child,

He+She+L+M+Child=Family,

He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,

So,

East Or West ''KUNWARA''is The BEST.

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!

Only True Friends

Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .

I Promise You

I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->

50th birthday messag

50th Birthday Messages

The years between fifty and seventy
are the hardest.

You are always being asked to do things,

and yet you are not

decrepit enough

to turn them down.

Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO

Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,

Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->

Teacher To Student -

Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->

bhiga sa lagta hau aalam tumhe..

bhiga sa lagta
hau aalam tumhe..

bhigi si lagti hai
subah tumhe..

bhiga lag raha hai
sara jahan tumhe..

uuth nalayak
bistar gilaa kar hai tune..

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Mujhe kisi mehngi

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