Mujhe kisi mehngi

Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.

GEO MUSHARAF..!

Jun, 16 2010 126 chars (1 sms) 2443 views Funny

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Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho

Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho "...

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

Give A Person A Fish

Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->

in sh0rt poooooon

Uthamam dadadath padham,
.
.
.
madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->
Uthamam dadadath padham,
.
.
.
madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->

''A bulky boy went to

''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''

We''ve known Each other

We''ve known Each other
4 Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a BANK !?

Tum bhej rahy ho SMS!

Tum bhej rahy ho SMS! * * * * * SMS bheja ja raha hai! * * * * * tum ne bheja SMS! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ullu ke pathey, sharam nahin ati bakwas kerty hoay, SMS parh rahy they ya bhej rahy they

Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?

Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?

Dont Know

Ok

I Tell U . . .

Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket . . . ;->

Washing Powdr Nirma Wshing Pwdr Nirma Dudh Si Safedi Nirma Se i

Washing Powdr Nirma
Wshing Pwdr Nirma
Dudh Si Safedi
Nirma Se i

Rangen Kpray B Khil-Khil Jae
Sbki Pasand Nirma

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha,
nOw
U Continue Ur Work.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Pehle Log 8 Ruoee Wali Botte Peete Tha

Pehle Log 8 Ruoee Wali Botte Peete Thay

Ab 800 Wali Peete Hain

Farq Tou Para Hai

GEO MUSHARAF . . . ;->

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Mujhe kisi mehngi

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