Mujhe kisi mehngi

Mujhe kisi mehngi
Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.

GEO MUSHARAF..!
  

Jun, 16 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     3222 views       Funny

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A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! ;->
A Mother''s Love

Your arms were always open
when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when
I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern
when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has
guided me and gave me wings to fly.
*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)
Why we don''t study whole year &

Spent sleepless nights during Exams?

Bcoz Sahil K Sukoon Se Humen InKaar Nai Magar,

Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai!
Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?


Student: No,


He Did It All By Himself
Most innocent dhamki:
As the thief was leaving the house,the kid woke up & said to the thief: "Mera schoolbag bhi le kar jao varna main mummy ko utha doonga.
Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"

BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition




Bcoz



Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!
Subha shaam teri Yaad
aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call
tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low
batavey hai,
Indian song: jug sara jug nikhar gaya, hun moojan e moojan

Pakistani song: judge sare judge nikal gaya, hun fojan e fojan.