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GEO MUSHARAF..!
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ek intihai adbi she
Ek Intihai
Adbi Sher Arz Hy
"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"
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"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"
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Way Gujra Way
Way Gujra Way ... ;->
(NASEEBO LAL)
Maalik:abay nokar
Maalik:abay nokar kuttay abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray meray kano mien gunguna rahay hain
Nokar:sahab mainay machar maar diay hain yeh to un ki bivia hain jo vidva ho ker ro rahi hai
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !
Translate It Into English . . . !
My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->
teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?
teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?
bachay:nhi peean gay..
teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?
bachay:nhi karain gay...
teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???
bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....
1st Man:"Main Muree
1st Man:"Main Muree
Jate Huay Apni Biwi Ko
Khayi Mai phenk Donga"
2nd Man:"Meri Biwi Ko Bhi
Phenk Dena"
1st Man:"Agar Tum Bura
Na Mano To Wapsi Pe
Phenk Doon?"
new economic lingo
New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special
1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer
2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer
3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower
4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock
5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?
Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
Mathematics And Women R D 2
Mathematics And Women R D 2
Most Complicated Things In Dis World.
But,
Mathematics Atleast Has A Logic.
But Girls Dnt Have
Who''s Pappu In D Movie
Who''s Pappu In D Movie
"Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Naa" !?
Aditi''s Brother AMIT
Coz Jay Sings Pappu Cant Dance ''SAALA''
Amit Is Jay''s Saala..
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli
agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!
Ek Bar Terrorist
Ek Bar Terrorist
Ne Budhiya Ke Paas
Bomb Rakh Diya.
Log Chillaye
Budhiya Bomb,
Budhiya Bomb
Woh Sharma
Kar Boli-
Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi
Its God''s responsibility
Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.
PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->
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