Mujhe kisi mehngi

Mujhe kisi mehngi
Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.

GEO MUSHARAF..!
  

Jun, 16 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     3072 views       Funny

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Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:


Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?


Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.


Sir, "N.R.O" :-)

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife:Lekin Usay to Gana hi nhi ata tha
HSbnd:Te tenu kera anda Ae.''
To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!
Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..
Ek Dost Mazaq Me Apnay Shaikh Dost K Paon Dbanay Lga.


Paon Dba Kr Bo|La,

Meri Ujrat..?

Shaikh: Tum Ne Paon Dbaye,
Or Mainay Ujrat Dbai..>

What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???




bcoz



In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!
Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga he.

Kia me jawan ho gya hun?



Dr: Nahi, Tumhe jo dil lagaya he wo Khusray ka ha.
Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Tumara Favrate Actress Kon Hai.
To Pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Prianka
Amisha
Aur











Shahid Kapoor.