Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
