Mujhe kisi mehngi

Mujhe kisi mehngi
Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.

GEO MUSHARAF..!
  

Jun, 16 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     3114 views       Funny

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DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.


A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hu
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karAy

Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy.

Aameen
Arz kiya hai...


Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...


(Wah! Wah!)


Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...
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RoCk3r, GEO NEWS Lahore :-D
Aj pehli bar ap k Mobile
per Nangi Larki nahaye
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Aj loadsheding ki wajah
se pani nahi hai. Is liay
Larki nahi nahaye gi.



"GEO MUSHARAF"
To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
Golden Words.:

" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
jis dil mein bsa tha pyar tera,
us dil nei dharkna chord diya,




ab rent pe dil ley guzara kar raha hoon
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Sardar ji ko sarak k kinaray peeshab kartay dehk kar 1 larki rasra badalnay lagi.
Sardar ji bole ,
" DARYE MAT AP JIS SE DAR RAHI HAIN USEY MAIN NE PAKRA HUA HA