Mujhe kisi mehngi

Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.

GEO MUSHARAF..!

Jun, 16 2010 126 chars (1 sms) 3059 views Funny

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BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@

BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@

LAMBI LAMBI MONCHO W@AL@

KH@T@ H@I WO S@UNF SUP@RI

N@@M H@I IS K@ @SIF Z@RD@RI

Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho

Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.

Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P

45 Saal ka aadmi

45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai

Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!

Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->

Jab se aapko dekha hai,

Jab se aapko dekha hai,

yaqin karo

Raat

Din

Subha

Sham

Sotay

Jagtay

Khaty

Petay

Uth'tay

BEth'tay

Aatay

jaatay

Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.

Dr:Aapko kya prblmhai?

Dr:Aapko kya prblmhai?

Patient:patlay motion

Dr:kitne patlay?

Patient:Bohot paylay

Dr:phr b kitne?
Patient:
Pagal k bache
itne k tu us se kulli kar sakta hai!!!!!

golden words

*Golden Words*

''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''

Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->

Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call

Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...

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Receive Kar Lena,

Ho Sakta Hai,

Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)

Ye mulaqat ek bahana hai

Ye mulaqat ek bahana hai

Pyar ka silsila purana hai

Tum se bus kam hai itna..........

Mujhe apna

TOILET dhulwana hey ;->

what is the meaning

What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?

U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"

But

Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->

Arz Kia Hai..

Arz Kia Hai..

Shaam Jawaan hai..

Wah Wah

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

Wah Wah

Gour Farmaiye Ga..

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

Aur Uska Baap Major Hai.... ;->

U r a nice person…

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live…

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Mujhe kisi mehngi

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