Mujhe kisi mehngi

Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.

GEO MUSHARAF..!

Jun, 16 2010 126 chars (1 sms) 2769 views Funny

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budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,

budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,

waziron kee khusiyani, aur awam pareshan hai

A Man Can Be

A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman

As Long As

He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]

Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...

Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.
Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
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Guess? Kaise
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kyu ki… usay
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI

Pathan joined

Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...

Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye

Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai

Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani

El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai

EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Wah Wah

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)

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Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna
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Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....

Q: “PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?

Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?

Ans:

PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->

''AB TO BIJLI BHI

''AB TO BIJLI BHI DOCTOR ki Medicine ki Tarha ati hai

"Mohsin"

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1 Ghanta Sobha

1 Ghanta Shaam

or

1 Ghanta Raat.....:d

- Mohsin Skywalker -''

Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Wassup babe..?
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Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!
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Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?
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Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!
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Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,
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Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....

/DÜÅ/

/DÜÅ/

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Uska mobile toot jai
Charger jal jai
Uski sim block ho jai
Miscall kare to receive ho jai
Card load kare to balance hi na Aaye. Ååmèn

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Mujhe kisi mehngi

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