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Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?
Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..
ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?
Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..
ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha
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''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.
Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.
Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi Ter''
100 rupay ka note mila
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak" ;p : )
indian President
indian President to Musharraf:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
Bipasha hai Shushmita hai. Tumhare paas kiya hai?
Musharraf: Hamare paas jagah hai sub ko le aoo..
pathanon ne eid k baad
Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje
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BEWAQOOF kahin kA
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April Fool ko msg DhoomdhtA hAy.
A Software Enginner Was Smoking
A Software Enginner Was Smoking
A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"
He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->
btao mri bhens kahan ha
Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha
Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu''
GREAT INDIANS:
GREAT INDIANS:
When Power Goes Off in US,
They call Power House.
In China,
They Check Fuse
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But in India,
First thing is To check Neighbor''s House.
"Sabki Gayi Hai Na?"
Buss!
Five Reasons Why We R Friends
Five Reasons Why We R Friends
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Thapper Maron Kya??
Our Friendship is unconditional.
Reason dhoondho geShame on u..
pehlay girl frndz ho
Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab
Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
Ab Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .
"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz Number Free"
memon 0r sunao thand
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Mehman:thanda or garam dono!
Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
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