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Aik Elephant agar
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Aik Elephant agar
Aik Elephant agar
Aik Elephant agar
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?
Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..
ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?
Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..
ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha
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This is a magic Trick
This is a magic Trick
aik thanda paani lein aur us ko apney baraber wala par phenk dein yeh thanda paani us bandey ko garam kar dey gaa At your Own Risk
''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?
''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?
1.Looks
2.Happy nature
3.Face expression
4.Funny harkatein
5.Never mind attitude
6.hairz
7.Firendly smile
8.Quick dialogue delivery
9.sachai
10.Helping nature
11.voice
Plz plz
Reply zrur krna...:-)''
Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?
Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?
Student: Paani Nahi Toh
Hum Swim Kaise Karenge
Aur Swim Nahi
Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge...
Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia
Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia
Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita...?
Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao
Pandit: Fer
Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia. . . ;->
Najane log q darte hain,
Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,
Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->
* Some Text Missing *
* Some Text Missing *
Jo Ukharna Hai Ukhar Lo .... ;->
Question Of The Year
Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q parhte hein?
Q?
Answar:
Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;->
(",)
<))>
_/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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K.
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..
wife running afte
;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
ek jungle mein chuhay
ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
Best beghairat of da
Best beghairat of da
Year nominees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to
Asif zardari
From SINDH
Asif Zardari, America
Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama
K Rishtedar Hain
Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K
Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama
Ki Phupho K
Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay... ;->
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