Aik Elephant agar

Aik Elephant agar
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha

May, 19 2010 302 chars (2 sms) 3124 views Funny

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