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Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?
Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..
ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?
Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..
ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha
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Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,
Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . .
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .
Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?
Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.
Aur
Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?
Aray Sahi Pehchana
Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?
Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.
Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???
Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->
Na Hawa Na Maya hai,
Na Hawa Na Maya hai,
Ehsas tumhi Ka Aya Hai,
Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,
COMPANY ne Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumharay GIRL FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....
What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?
What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?
She thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi
K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo
Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon
To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.
Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!
Wh8''s d difference b/w
Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?
Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)
Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,
Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,
HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,
MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,
JESE
Zardari
Sardar
Faraz
Or
Sab Se Barh Kar
PATHAN... ;->
hum aise dost hain aap
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Jisko Dekho to Khuwab
Socho to Khayal
Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu
Aazmao to Sacha Dost
Or
Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
>> "Doctor, doctor
>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"
I Met Money
I Met Money
&
I Said Ur Just A Piece Of Paper,
Money Smiled & Said,
Ofcourse I Am A Piece
Of Paper But
I Haven''t Seen
Dust Bin In My Life.
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