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Dil Ki Baaten Btana Acha Lgta Hai

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Baad Me Sirf Qomi Tarana Acha Lgta Hai

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 3386 views Funny

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Light kab aye ge ?

2 Dost
Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.

year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen

year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi

year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai

year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..:

film actress meera yesterday screamed

film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.

Ek sheikh doctor

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

Agr moulvi films

Agr moulvi films bnana shuroo ker dein to naam hoon gaye,
sub zket day chukay sanam,
maseet mery veer di,
wahabi da khark,
Athra moulvi,
duhman halway da

1 Bacha ZONG K Office

1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha

LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?

BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho

" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "

A Sardar Reads On

A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "

''In Sardiyon Main

''In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ...

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Geezar(Geyser) Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!''

Dil me Tum Dharkn me Tum

Dil me Tum

Dharkn me Tum

Asman me Tm

Zamen me Tum

Ankhon me Tum

Jahan dekho

Tum hi Tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai.

JARASEEM har jaga hote hain ;->

Santa starts working in

Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

Pyar mein

Meine kaha pyar mein kuch bhi kar sakta hun Daaaaarling...
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Usne muskra ke kaha:WATAN CARD to dilwa do Qk hamare shahar mein bhi selaab aaya tha.

sabhi pakistan waasiyo se

Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.

Dhanyawad!

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana Wah Wah

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

Gaya Bush Aaya Obama ... ;->

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Dil Ki Baaten Btana Acha Lgta Hai

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