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Baad Me Sirf Qomi Tarana Acha Lgta Hai
  

May, 25 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     3503 views       Funny

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Ek Sheikh Doctor K Pass Gya Or Bo|A K Ghar Ja Kr Mareez Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay.
Doctor:300 Rs.
Sheikh:Chlain Doctor Shb.
Ghar Puhanchay To Docor Ne Pocha K Mareez Kahan Hai?
Sheikh: Mareez Koi Nahi Hai,
Taxi Wala 500 Mang Raha Tha,
Tu Kutta


Tu Kutta


Tu Kutta


Phir Kehta Hoon

Tu Kutta


Ek Baar Phir KEhta Hoon



Tu Kutta


Rakh Le

Kion K Aaj Kal
Choriyaan Boha Ho Rahi Hain..... ;->
Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena


A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?


Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....


jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo

agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
or
agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye"
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence
Breaking News!

Rwlpindi K Qarib Musharaf K Qafle Pr Khofnak Bom Blast,

Sadar Samet Kayee Aala Auhdedar Halak.


Is Khabar K Armaan Mei


2007 Chala gya ;->
1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA
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2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."


Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

After 03 Days


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Nhi smjhe?




03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge



Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI

So,

In advance,

"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai