[Height of Reasoning]

[Height of Reasoning]
[Height of Reasoning]
I am nt scared of
proposin a Grl,
But I am scared abt:
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Wht would hapen If She
agrees!
  

May, 18 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2162 views       Funny

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