Science Teacher :

Science Teacher :
Science Teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
Jayegi ... "

Student:
"Magar , Sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->
  

May, 15 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     1887 views       Funny

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