Suraj Dube Ga To

Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)

May, 14 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 2658 views Funny

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Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to

Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy

Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy

phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy

Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati

phir apna

ATM CARD
machine se nikal lena!

DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost.

Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->

Marriage is the

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

Pathan: Me N Khat Likha

Pathan: Me N Khat Likha Tha K Mri Shadi Pr Ana.

Tm Q Nh Ay.

2nd Pathan: Mje Khat Mila He Nhi

1st Pathan: Me Ne Likha Tha

K Khat Mily Ya Na Mily Tm Zaror Ana.:-)

Hum janday paye

Hum janday paye thay sair ko..Kinare kinare nair ko,Kuta paya nigah mein,Sutta pya tha raah mein,Hum ne gul khila diya,Kute ko thuda laga diya,Kute ne Dandi wad lai,Pini ki Pini kad lai,Itne main hum paj Pare,Cycle de which waj Pare,Kuta Magron le gia..Cycle wala piche pe gia...

Hight of Friendship..

Hight of Friendship..

Osama bin laden and George Bush having a toast at saddam''s residence

Do You Know

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k behosh ho geya

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya

Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya

kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''

God Sends

God

Sends

Us

Meat,

The

Devil

Sends

Us

Cooks.

Proverb

high level insult

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)

Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to hosla saath rakhna

Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna

Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna

Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
To

to

to

DANT SAAF RAKHNA.

its saturday once again

Its Saturday Once Again...

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...

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