Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!

May, 20 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 2127 views Funny

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Once A Journalist Asks

Once A Journalist Asks

Meera What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?

Meera Answers: Wese Tou Mjhy Chicken Roll
Pasand Hay Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti

Hoon... :P ;->

When I was younger

When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my
aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''

They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals..... :d

A SARDAR BUYS 4

A SARDAR BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.

HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES,

WHEN WE DONT HAVE A CAR.

SARDAR SHOUTED BACK,

DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA......................?.

Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka

2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-

Wot u see as truth

Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!

Pathan ki Maa pathan se

Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;

"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka

nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,

Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"

GOOD MORNING

ho gaii teri sha

Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali

Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali

O Mardood Zardari

Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari

If You Find A Cute Friend ...

If You Find A Cute Friend ...

Hold Him With Both Hands

Bcoz

A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime ..

Ok

Ok

Ab Chorho B, Mjhe Der Ho Rahi Hy ;->

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They Are "Below C Level"''

Which part of body

Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.

SaNtA BaNtA Se:

SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->

Dis ones awesome!

Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day

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Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

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