Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
Ab Koi Bathroom Sy
Uthe Aur Kahe k 75
Paise Me Call Kro
Wah Very Smart
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur Wese Bhi Zong
k Customer Pehle
Din Sy Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Srf 75 Paise Me Call
Kr Rahe Hy
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Call Krne Wala
Package Istimal Krte
Raho Aur Sab Ker Do ;->
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
