Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!
  

May, 20 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2872 views       Funny

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Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?


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