Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!

May, 20 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 1890 views Funny

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DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB

DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB

MAA BAAP SOTE NAHI

TO BACHA KEHTA HAI

SO JAO WARNA

EK AUR BACHA HO JAIGA

near or far wherever

Near or far wherever U are,
My best wishes are with U,
Aap jiyo hazaro saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish heart se!

“Happy Birthday”

Khila Hua Gulaab

Khila Hua Gulaab

Aur

Laga Hua Julaab

Hamesha Nahi Rehte ..... ;->

Moral
[ Failure Is Temporary ... =) ]

Sweet like honey, Costly like money,

Sweet like honey,
Costly like money,
Blessing like shower,
Smiling like flower,
Cool like ice,
a friend so nice,
guess WHO,

"ofcourse Me"
" Not U"

guess what is this?

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Guess What is This?

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)

''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...

''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...

..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..

.Baat ho to kaise ho.

Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..''

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se

Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:

Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?

Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.

Sir, "N.R.O" :-)

Practice makes man perfect.

Practice makes man perfect...

Then wat abt woman??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P

agar tumhein

agar tumhein kabhi meri zaroorat mehsoos ho, yun lagey k mein tumharey kuch kaam aa sakta hoon, to phir plz kabhi hichkichana mat, mujhsey kehna mein ussee waqt,

Na kardoon gha, kyun k aur b kaam karney ko.

Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Husband ask,"

Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!

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Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

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