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Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
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Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Main Reason :
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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!
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Teacher: Simon
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.
jab se Parvez Masharaf
sadar bana hey.
myri os se nahi banti hey es lia na wo mojee msg karta hey na mey os ko
sms karta hou.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->
the most unfulfilled
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
Sugar ka mareez
Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya.
"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI
Par
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Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,
Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI
Wah Wah
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI
Wah Wah
Fir Bhage Tum
Aur
''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''
Kaha Hai Garib
id 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:p:p
mere marne ke baad
mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA
1 Chutki Naswaar
1 Chutki Naswaar Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Mere Lal
Pathan K Sar Ka Taj Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar
Har Mochi Ki Dukaan Per Aam Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar ;->
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mei
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao ......... ;->
Why do we fall in love?
Why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!
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