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Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
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Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Main Reason :
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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!
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Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane
Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane K Rs.50,000/-Lgengey
Husband:Pagal Ho Kia?Qazi Ne Rs.101/- May Shaadi Karwai Thi!
VAKeeL Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?
Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe
To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Why Does D Baa
Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?
Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
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Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!
Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.
Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.
Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:
Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-
"Every woman needs a husband
"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
Police:Tumhe kal
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan
Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab
Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy
Kämbäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''
Question: why did GOD
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
Pathan Ka Khoobsorat Bacha
Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:
Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?
Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)
Aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...
Aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...
Tere Pass Kia Hai...?
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Mere Pass Nokia CeLL Phone Hai Jisme BL-5C 3.7V Ki BatteRy Hai....
one five
Yar ek numbr hy, is pe call kr k pta kro k ye kon hy? Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. Sala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Numbr ye hai " 15 "
You Can Impress Everybody By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence And If That''s Not Enough
You Can Impress Everybody
By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence
And If That''s Not Enough
Tell Them
You Are
My Friend ... ;->
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