Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!

May, 20 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 2863 views Funny

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agar basanti ki maus

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?

Kuch b nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.

tip of da day 3

"Tip Of Da Day"

3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain

Or

Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN

height of dehydration..

height of dehydration..
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a cow givin milk powder...

2 lovers in park

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

what happens to a c

What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->

tmhara baap tailor hy

Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!

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MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do

Someone wrote to

Someone wrote to PATHAN agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka blnc bhejo
Hoshyar ho to 200 or
Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo

Pathan sent 600.Rs
and wrote
YARA HM SBKA BAAP HY!

And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.

I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(

WHEN

WHEN

YOU

CANT

SEE

THE

BRIGHT

SIDE

OF

THINGS...

THAN

POLISH
THE DULL
SIDE
OF
IT
SO SIMPLE. . . ;->

pappu mulk ko or ke

Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->

8 Saal Pehle Mobile

8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...

Lekin Aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam

Jeo Musharaf

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Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

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