Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!

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Once an Ant

Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...!
After sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?

Guess why ??

Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)

1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho

1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho

oor tum?

2nd girl,
main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho . :)

Badi Afsos Ki Baat Hy

Badi Afsos Ki Baat Hy

Jitna Afsos Hua Hy Na Mjhe , Main Bata Nahi Skta

Parso''n FATHER''S DAY Tha
Aur
Tum Ne Mjhe Wish Bhi Nahi Kia ...

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .

A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Baap Betay Se

Baap Betay Se Tum Itni Dair Se Ghar Par Murga Q Bane Howe Ho?

Beta Aap Hi Ne To Kaha Tha

K Jo Kam School Mein Kiya Karo

Us Ko Ghar Par Dohralia Karo."^

Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,

Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,.

“HAPPY WINTER SEASON YAAR..!

2 Aadmi Memon Ki

2 Aadmi Memon Ki
Baraat Me Gaye
Wahan Bar Bar Paani
Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha

Tung Aa Ker Ek Ne Kaha:
Janab Halaq Main Paani
Phans Gaya Hy ...
Thore Se Chawal La
Dai''n ... ;->

Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:

Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:

Papa Me Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha

Papa: Kute Deya Putra O Teriyan Phuphian Sann.

Sardarji to others:

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga

2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigaar saktay

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay

1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...

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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)

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Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

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