Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!

May, 20 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 2777 views Funny

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if columbus had been a married

If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?

patni maike ja kar pati ko

patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

Aik Thi Cat

(>"<)
( '':'' )(")(")

Aik Thi Cat

Rehti Thi Sad

Khati Thi Rat

Phir B Sad

Akhir Q ??

Us Ki Marzi!

Ap Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhen :-D

Q: What’s the

Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,

''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,

Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all.

At last he said: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?

Is ka hal mein tum ko batata hon Tum mein se jo bhi umar mein bari hai wo baith jaye,

hey wat do u call

hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-PA

Considering his achievments of

Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,

Wheat

gas

power

suger

water

Musharaf has been
give the title of

Quaid-e-Qillat...!!!!!!!

1st Man:"Main Muree

1st Man:"Main Muree
Jate Huay Apni Biwi Ko
Khayi Mai phenk Donga"

2nd Man:"Meri Biwi Ko Bhi
Phenk Dena"

1st Man:"Agar Tum Bura
Na Mano To Wapsi Pe
Phenk Doon?"

In School Canteen,

In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :

"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"

A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!

a health forum spea

A health forum
speaker askd: ''Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?''
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
''A Wedding Cake'' ;->

''MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON

''MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON KO DEKH KR US NE KAHA FARAZ....!

TUJHY ZINDAGI MAIN SB KUCH MILAY GA SIWAY
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>BIJLI K<''

ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya

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Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947

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