Did U Knw Dat

Did U Knw Dat
Did U Knw Dat

When Sum1 Annoys U

It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown

But

It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out

And

Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2899 views       Funny

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Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???


Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE

But

U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->


I always pray 4u that.

May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny

May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.


Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
There is no velvet so
soft as a mother''s lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.
Sardar: Pata he hmary gaoon me itni sardi parti he k bhensain jama hua dodh deti hen

Pathan: hmary gaon me is se b ziada sardi parti he.
Ek dafa me rat ko so raha tha k meri ankh khuli me ne apni charpai k nechy dekha wahan ek ajeeb c chez thi me ne usy aag py gram kya to awaz ai..

P000OON... ;->
Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
((((((SUCCESS)))))
Q) Which is the motion jisse insaan bahut khush ho jaata hai ??
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A) PRO MOTION


A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)


Facts Abt Me:

Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity
Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,



Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.
3 fastest ways of communications:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman

Need more speed??


Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...