Did U Knw Dat

Did U Knw Dat

When Sum1 Annoys U

It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown

But

It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out

And

Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->

May, 17 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 2314 views Funny

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aaj ek mukabla ho rh

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->

Taecher, Student Se:

Taecher, Student Se:
Batao Soney Aur Laitne Main
Kia Farq Hy ???

Student: Sr, Hum Soney K Liye
Lait Tou Skte Hyn
Lekin
Laitne K Liye So Nahi Sakte ... ;->

What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of ACCOUNTING ... ?

What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)

marriage is that rel

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Lamha Lamha Waqt

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzarta Jai Ga..
Roh Ka Jism Se Rishta Toot Jai Ga..

Abhi Waqt Hai 2,4 sms Kar Do..!
Kal Ka Kia Pata Kis Ka Mobile Cheen Jai Ga.../

Cho0se one number;

Cho0se one number;

10

20

30

40

50

60

70

80

90

100

Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;

''Whenever i want youe

''Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms
Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes
Whenever I want to hear your voice,
I throw stone on dog!!''

I saw something in

I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.

RehMan MaLik Ne

RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.

B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":

WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!

mango

Peer: Beta koi mannat mango

Mureed: Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain

Peer: Bet mannat maango jannat naheen

::::ARZ HAI::::

::::ARZ HAI::::

pink lips are the girls beauty

wah wah

pink lips r the girls beauty

& kissing them is the boys duty ;->

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