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Did U Knw Dat
Did U Knw Dat
Did U Knw Dat
When Sum1 Annoys U
It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown
But
It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out
And
Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->
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Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...
Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->
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"Samjhdar k LiAy iShara hI Kafi hAi"
Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?
Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?
Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-
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Have u seen a monkey
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
nigahe mila k dekho kabhi
nigahe mila k dekho kabhi
kissi ko aapna bana k dhekho
gale milna chahte hai sab
kabhi LUX se naha k de kho.
BOY:I''ll climb the
BOY:I''ll climb the tallest mountain,swim the deepest ocean, walk onhot coals barefoot just to meet you!!!
GIRL:How sweet!! can we meet now??
BOY: not now!! it''s raining outside!!!!!
U r My BEST SMART CUTE GENIUS SWEET
U r My BEST
SMART
CUTE
GENIUS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND
NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->
A sweet demand by a kid.
A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad askd what happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,
i want my own
1 nursery class ka b
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,
Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
Pathan participated in a cooking
Pathan participated in a
cooking contest but he was beaten up
by da staff there and disqualified
coz he cooked
.
.
.
.
.
"Naswar Ghosht"
Memon: Aur sunao
Memon: Aur sunao, thanda piyo gay ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
Memon: Aye Shazia, ek glass fridge se aur ek glass geser se pani la do
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