Did U Knw Dat

Did U Knw Dat
Did U Knw Dat

When Sum1 Annoys U

It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown

But

It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out

And

Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     3268 views       Funny

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Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz






Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,
I DIDNT B-LEAVE IT TILL I FOUND YU,
NOW DAT U GONE, IM GOING KRAYZIE,
I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME "I LOVE BABY
TeStInG Ur BlOoD


PlEaZ WaIt . . . .






33% COmPlEtE




66% COmPlEtE




100% DONE




RePorT

HIV +


DaRo NaHi

It MeAnS

"HoNeY In VeInS"

ThAt''s Y U R So SwEeT . . . . ;)
Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak
Dieting Khail Nahi Chund Dino Ka Begum
Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak
(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?

Molana asif ali zardari)
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...

"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->

Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,



Batao


Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy
Yaro ki yari pe shak nhi karte, jab hum bol rahe ho to bak-bak nahi karte.pareshan karte ho jab hum so rahe hote hainab hum jag rahe hain to SMS nhi karte.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.


It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
Brrrr...
BBRRRR...
BBBRRRRR....
brrr...
BBbRrrRRR

BRRRRR...


PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->
Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :


Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!