Did U Knw Dat

Did U Knw Dat

When Sum1 Annoys U

It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown

But

It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out

And

Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->

May, 17 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 2789 views Funny

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Ek admi BathRooM

Ek admi BathRooM main gya aur purey 1 hr ke bad nikla..
Bahir bethay BhangI ne us se kaha.
20 rupay do.
Aadmi bola:
main BathROoM mai betha tha Net Cafe mai nahi..

agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,

agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,

Chandni raat na hotee aur sirf andhera hee andhera hota

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.
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Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia. :-)

Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)

i mis u, i love u, i like u, tu meri jan,

i mis u,
i love u,
i like u,
tu meri jan,
tu mera chand,
tu meri subha,
tu meri sham

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zyada khush hone ki zarurat nhi.
@I LØVE PAKISTAN@

yaad rakhobrtalaa

Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..

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Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..

( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
Book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P

College is for knowledge

College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->

There r 101 reasons 2

There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1but v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 remember a friend like UI don''t need any reasonI Simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"

maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..

Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain...

Preliminary Investigation :

Preliminary
Investigation :

The Shoes Tossed By
Iraqi Journalist At
George Bush Has Been
Linked To Pakistan
It Was Made In Lahore
By Terrorist
Shakeel Mochi ...

Sardar at an Art Gallery:

Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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