Did U Knw Dat

Did U Knw Dat

When Sum1 Annoys U

It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown

But

It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out

And

Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->

May, 17 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 3307 views Funny

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ov o l e Y U ov o l e

ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou I Love You Sister!! hehehehe....

love inspires envy

Love inspires Envy.

Envy endangers Spite.

Spite spawns Fallacies.

Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya ;-)

Sardar Was Writing f

Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast

Amazing Newz

Amazing Newz

Recent Survey Shows Dat

D Fastest Animal On D
Earth Wid A Top Speed
Of 120 Ft/sec Is A
"COW"

Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of A
Helicopter ;->

Ager Duniya Ko Kuch

Ager Duniya Ko Kuch Kar Ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri Baat ......
Hathi Ke Upar Ulta Khara Ho KAr Photo Khihwao ab Photo Ko Ulta KAr Ke Duniya Ko Dikhayooo... ;->

If U Feel A Bit Dizzy U r Sad

If U Feel A Bit Dizzy

U r Sad

Not Feeling Well

And

U Are Craving 4 Something Sweet

Do U Know What''s Wrong Wid U . . . .? ? ?

U Are Suffering From
VITAMIN ''''Me''''
Deficiency ;->

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N

Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore,

I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me

Thnx

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Height Of Overacting ;)

U can control your Breath but not Death

U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not

LOOSE MOTION

Just close ur eyes

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............

Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain

Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.

Height Of Bravery . . .

Height Of Bravery . . .

Going Late In Class, In Tore Jeans & Sleevless
Entring Te Class Widout Permission
N Sayin To Madam
''''Hey Sweety Carry On , Don’t Stop'''' ;->

Kion har bar mosam

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

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