Did U Knw Dat

Did U Knw Dat
Did U Knw Dat

When Sum1 Annoys U

It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown

But

It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out

And

Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     3357 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Bazu main dam rakhta hun, Dil main gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know,
Handsome n Smart Boys Always
Get Stupid Girl Friends ... !!!

Boy :
Thankx For The Compliment , Darling ...


Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?

Conductor: 24 ghantey..

Passenger: Kaisey?

Cond: 8 ghante bus me..
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me
u know why God make gapes between fingers.
B-coz.
Some one who very special 4 u. Come to ur life.
.
Hold ur hand.
And slowly says.
.
. Lo sigrit :-)


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
How do u find Avogadro''s no?









Menu>contacts>Avogadro
1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo


Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.


Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
In PAK Survey Was Done That,
How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With

Me . .

Survey Report

5 % Says = YES

0 % Says = NO

And . .



95 % says = Hamara Ye sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->
Peer: Beta koi mannat mango

Mureed: Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain

Peer: Bet mannat maango jannat naheen
Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi

Boy: Maa baap ?

Girl: yes

Boy: Khana Pina?

Girl: Yes

Boy: Apni Dostien

Girl : Yes

Boy : Star Plus

Girl : Mu Shambhal kar bat kar
Maine Aaj Khwab Mai
Aap Ko 1 Naye Rup Me
Dkha

- Jo Har Insaan k Kaam
Aane Wala

- Jo Har Kisi Ka Bojh
Uthane Wala

- Jo Har Waqt Maar
Khane Wala










In Shrt
Ek Gadhe K Rup Me Dekha ;->