Did U Knw Dat

Did U Knw Dat

When Sum1 Annoys U

It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown

But

It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out

And

Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->

May, 17 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 3313 views Funny

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After a quarrel,

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."

KHABARDAR!

KHABARDAR!
"MOHABAT"sehat k liye muzir ha. Tabiat zyada kharab ho to (SHADI) kijiye.
Tamam sms "WALDAIN" ki pohanch se dor rkhye
"VIZART-E-ISHQ Hakomat-e-dil.

I Heard That Good Looks

I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill

So, Please Dont Look At Me

I Dont Wanna See You Die

a married womans

~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S
POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->

The guy who

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the
other three, he was the genius.

SaRdar ji went

SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

ek hair transplant k

Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:

Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..

Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D

Teacher:Whats ur name?

Teacher:Whats ur name?
Boy:Tata Indicom
Techer:What can you read?
Boy:Hutch ka chota recharge sirf 10 rs me
Teacher:apki life ka kya hoga?
Boy:Spice hai to life hai
Teacher:Tum apni life mai karna kya chahte ho?
Boy:Kar lo dunia muthi me
teacher:Class se bahar chlay jao
Boy:Aisi aazadi aur kahaan?

ever notice that even the busiest

S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->

Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar

Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hay To Kia Hota Hay?
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Taar Khali Ho Jati Hay.
Yaar Kabhi To +Ve Socha Karo... ;->

Teacher told all student

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Ek Dost ne doosrey se

Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,

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