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Did U Knw Dat
Did U Knw Dat
Did U Knw Dat
When Sum1 Annoys U
It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown
But
It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out
And
Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->
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K.M. SHAHID Kaun Hai?
K.M. SHAHID Kaun Hai?
I Swear I Dont Know Who Is K.M. SHAHID.....;-D
Pathan Halwai Sy Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jal
Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy
Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
Not every flower
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
-Commandar Safegaurd
Message Of Da Day
Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!
Ho sakta hai us nay...
Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd
If somebody comes n
If somebody comes n
Tell u,
That you Are FOOL,
Don''t Be Afraid,
Goto him
Catch his Neck
And Tell him
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"kisi hor noo na dassi" ;->
Jab se tumhein jana hai,
Jab se tumhein jana hai,
Jab se tumhein paya hai,
Her dua mein tera naam aya hai,
Taa k pooch sakun rab se k,
''''Yeh tu ne kaisa ajooba
banaya hai..?
Q. What''s the difference
Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!
1 Pathan Ki 10 Betiya''n Thi''n,
1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,
Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua
Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?
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Zarurat Khan =P ;)
Yaar mainu ik
Yaar mainu ik call kri,koi khas kam nhi,meri ik friend hai,tery naal gall krna chandi hai,osnu yaqeen nhi honda k Bander v gallan kardy ne.
Pakistan In 2010 ...
Pakistan In 2010 ...
1st Friend :
" Yaar Suna Hai Pehle Zamane Main Light Bhi Hua Kerti Thi "
2nd :
"Chal Na Yaar Ye Light Wight Kch Nahi Hoti Sab Tera Weham Hai " ;->
ek intihai adbi she
Ek Intihai
Adbi Sher Arz Hy
"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"
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"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"
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Way Gujra Way
Way Gujra Way ... ;->
(NASEEBO LAL)
Why am I here ... ;)
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B''coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
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