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Luv will fly if held
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Luv will fly if held
Luv will fly if held
Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I''m still keeping you or I''m letting go...
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: aap ka beta kya karta hai
Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-dasht(memory) chali jaati hai...
toh us ko ice-cream wale utha k le jate hain...
kyon???
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Ans- kyon ke woh kehta hai.. "main cone hoon.. main cone hoon.." ;->
Naya Daur ...
Naya Daur ...
Boy: Main Tumhare Liye Aasman Se
Chaand Taarey Tod K La Sakta Hoon !!!
Girl : Is ki Zarurat nahi, Ab Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
Aur Generator Se Kaam Chalega ... ;->
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE
Metha as GULABJAMN
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE
Metha as GULABJAMN
Rasila as RUS''MALAIE
Cool as ICE CREAM
ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!
Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN
Na LAY JAe .!!
Cool as ICE CREAM
ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!
Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN
Na LAY JAe .!!
a great japanese proverb
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it
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Its PAKISTANI Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
FIRST SIGHT
FIRST SIGHT
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe''s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and'' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
Supply Plz
Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik
paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho
sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki
awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! :-) )
parho ge., likho ge., ho ge Kharab...
parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...
Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...
(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America JULI Tum UK
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->
''Wat happens when a lion roars????
''Wat happens when a lion roars????
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TOM and JERRY starts !!''
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor
35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son
20th floor:- i m not married
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3rd floor:- shit i m banta
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