Luv will fly if held

Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I''m still keeping you or I''m letting go...

May, 24 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 2508 views Funny

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1 sardar ko tera bha

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)

mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,

mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,

tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,

"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!

mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,

"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!

Man on his Death Bed

Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!

amir khan ne 3 idiots

Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO PAKISTANI ;)

remember divorc

Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist

Just

KILL YOUR WIFE

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

Most innocent

Most innocent dhamki: As d theif was
leaving d house, d kid woke up & said to d theif
"Mera school bag" bhi le ja kamine varna mummy ko utha dunga

what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?

what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
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.sA-l33

''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''

''Yeh Jo Hath Me

''Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na

Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai

Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,

Try krke dekho
Its possible''

AgAr " Mahima

AgAr " Mahima choudhry" lAdka hOti to uSka naam kya hota?????

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not getting
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its "Baaphibaap choudhry"

knock knock

Knock knock...

Any1 there?

Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...

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Roses specialy 4u...

HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!!

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