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AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre
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AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre
AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre
AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre
yaha se less waha se less,
kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless
or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-
"Oh How Mannerless" !!
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May, 20 2010
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Agar manzil ko pana hai
Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
Teacher
Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai...!
Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!
Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!
I Haven''t Tasted Food
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."
Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->
A Boy ToLd his Friend
A Boy ToLd his Friend, "Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai"
Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..
My eyes detected My heart reacted
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Lagey raho..
Lagey raho..
Lagey raho..
mainey khawaab mein daikha k mai Musharaf ki jagah saddar ban gaya hoon,
tum par bhi koi paabandi nahin jo marzi sapney daikho.. ;->
_!_ ) | ( !!!!!!!! *MUBARAK HO*
_!_
) | (
!!!!!!!!
*MUBARAK HO*
SMS Na karnay par aap ko
(AWARD OF KANJOOSI 2oo8)
diya jata hai.
"same as abovE"
Aik Memon ne apna ghar construct kia,
construction k baad uper wale part pe color kia,
r neeche wale part pe likh dia
"same as abovE"... ;->
Bari mushkil se hum rat
Bari mushkil se hum rat ko asman se ap k liye
* CHAND *Or * TARAY *
Lany gae lakin wahan ja kar yaad aya k
* SHAPER *To hum ghar bhool aay
plz open this msg a
Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday
I know u can''t wait,
So,
CONGRATZ !!
U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008,
APRILFOOL
in advnce... :-)
INDIA WORLD CUP
Yun tu baray khush ho rahay thay tum
faraz
magar zamanay ki hansi tu tab nikli jab trophy nakuli nikili
oohhhh.. :))
Kash kabhie app
Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY WALAY"
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