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AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre
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AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre
AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre
AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre
yaha se less waha se less,
kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless
or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-
"Oh How Mannerless" !!
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Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.
Teacher:To Phir Tum
Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?
Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy
Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy
Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn
Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,
Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!
husband wife men
Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"
Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..
Hubbies do only two things wrong.....
Hubbies do only two things wrong.....
They always say wrong
They alway do wrong
Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.
Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.
.
.
.
Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE)
tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE): tUM kAFI nA-LaIyak hO.
JuB hAM sTuDeNt tHaY tO kAFi kAbIL tHAY.
StUdEnTs:sIR, aApko tEaChEr kAbIL MILay hOn Ge,TaBhI AaP kABIL ThAy.
maths teacher was t
Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
''Yeh sulagata jism
''Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.''
batao France K Log Chai Main
Batao France K Log Chai Main
Chammach Dal Kar Anti-Clockwise
Q Ghumate Hyn??
Dere''s A Logic
No Answer??
I Tell U
Cheeni Milane Krne K Liye.. ;->
''How do you
''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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