AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre

AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre

yaha se less waha se less,

kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless

or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-

"Oh How Mannerless" !!

May, 20 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 3967 views Funny

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AllAh Aap ki zindAgi

AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karAy

Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy.

Aameen

A prisoner was about to be executed.

''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D''

Doctor: Ye White

Doctor: Ye White Tblts Subha, Red Tblts Dopeher
Blue Tblts Shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur
Yaad Rakhain Tamam Tblts Pani Se Khani Hyn ...

Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???

Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->

Lati Hy "Mohabbat" Judaai Main Rung

Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung

16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->

Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka

Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa

uFf

Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->

Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai

Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai

Kia

Socho

Kuch Socha

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?
?
?
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?
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?

Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->

ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai

I don’t make jokes.

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?

WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?

A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS

aray pen kh0 gaya warna kasam se

(Ghazal)

.

.

ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE GhAzAL t0 GAzAb ki thi ChALo NeXT TiME...

tamam muslimz sy app

Tamam Muslimz Sy Appeal Hey
K Khuda K Liye
Walls,Iglo0,Sn0opy
Aur Om0re Ki Icecream Mat Khain
Q K.......
Dusr0n K0 Khatay Dkh Kr Mera B
Dil Kerta Hey 0r
Mera Gala Kharab Hey

''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai

''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai

Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki

Ab B Waqt He

Nange Paao Bhag Jao.''

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AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre

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