AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre

AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre
AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre

yaha se less waha se less,

kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless

or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-

"Oh How Mannerless" !!
  

May, 20 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     4343 views       Funny

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Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
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#( -_-) (-_- )#
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Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)


Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...



Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!
Or in the end you wud be...

Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:
Back benchers association..

Yes!!
We talk with arguments.
The most rommantic country of the world..?



guess!




O yes! pakistan u know y?




har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
(thanks to kesc)


Aj KATREENA KAIF ne Geo news ko
interview mai kaha hai
Agr SANIA, SHOAIB jese larke se shadì
ka fesla kr sakti hai,
to wo kon C sarhad hai jo mere or
''HumAyuN''
k bech diwar bane gi. . . =P ;->
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya

pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.


The most rommantic country of the world..?



guess!




O yes! pakistan u know y?




har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
(thanks to kesc)


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.