Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY

why i hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..

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Most Innocent & Heart Touching

Most Innocent & Heart Touching
lines said by a Truely Loving Girl
to her lover boy friend at Break up

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->

Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"

Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"

Kameeni jate hue mujhe
MR.BEAN keh gai..

Fact about women:

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D

Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai

Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,

Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.

A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby

A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby

The Bus Driver Says :
Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & Sits Down ,

She Says To A Man Next To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !

The Man Says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...

teacher dunia me ki

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.

chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO

Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U

"BoRinG"...!!!

So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
.
Kyun?
.
.
.
Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki

''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

He Said!

Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''

a day will come

A Day Will Come . . .

When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE

Your NAME

Yur FAME

Your PERSONALITY

Your THOUGHTS

Your VIEWS

But Keep In Mind

April Fool Comes Once A Year

Congratulations

Its Ur Day ;->

''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

K

Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''

Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,

Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,

phir usi saadgi se dhoka kha bethe,

Patharo se the taalluqat
humare,

Phir bhi sheshe k ghar bana
bethe.->?

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