kya app kanjoosi

kya app kanjoosi
kya app kanjoosi aur Advertisement kee height ko milla saktey hein?

Naheen! hmmmmm

Meinein millaya hai!

Kaisay?

Mein apney saare SMS iss site per beijhta hoon aur apney doston sey kehta hoon k yeh site open karo.

Kyun! meinein kar dikhaya na
  

May, 18 2010     257 chars (2 sms)     2327 views       Funny

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L=Loss of Money.
O=Out of Mind.
V=Vaste of Time.
E=End of Life.

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girl: A boy was following me sir.
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girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
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Check ur marriage album.
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Mod

Obedient

Neat

Kind

Elegent

Young






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Just Read The First Letter Of Each Word. . . ;->
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