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May, 22 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     1763 views       Funny

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Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->

I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly




















Which Way It''''s
Coming ... ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
A boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay bachon ke bhi bachay hote hain ? ?
Teacher Said : Nahi kabhi nahi

Boy said to Girl : Aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi




hahahahahaahhaahhaahah
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz






Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
The Problem With The World Is . . .





Stupids Are Sure And Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts . . .





So Tell Me Who All Are Sure Here . . . ;->
Teri GaLiyon mein na Rakhenge
Qadam aaj K Baad

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Kyoun-K Keechar Buhat Ho jata hai...
Barsaat k Baad..
We live in a "COUNTRY"



1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,

Car,

Dressing ya bank
balance?

Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->
Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo

AuGusT k maheney
mein

APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai.............


The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep





















Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->


"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D