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May, 18 2010
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Jab kabi b aapki larai
Jab kabi b
aapki larai
10 logon se ho to
ghabrna mat
bus mujhe bula lena
b coz
ma ne kabi kisi ko maar khate nahi dekha ;->
Height Of Common Sense
..!!Height Of Common Sense..!!
Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan:
Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain
Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D
boys r inteligent than girls!
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!
Girl: Any Proof ?
Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
Breaking News:
Breaking News:
Karachi k halaat kharab.
Govt ne terrorist k khilaf pehla action le lya.
Govt ka pehla action
Double sawari pe pabandi.
akhan akhan wich
akhan akhan wich kujh keh gayee chorni, gallan gallan wich paisay leh ghayee chorni,
chhad k aaya saan mein thaney, per!
thanyon wee hath ghardi leh gayee chorni
Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?
Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Acha Icecream?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nhi naaaaa
Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga.....
Kesay Ho Ab?
Kesay Ho Ab?
Theek Ho?
Dard Ho Raha Hay?
Pain Killer Tablets Letay Rehna
Hajiyon Ne Bohot Mara Ho Ga Na Pathron Se
Kya Karen Is K Baghair Hajj Nahi Hota.
nurse bohut achi hai
Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
.
.
Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P
''''MARRIAGE''''
''''MARRIAGE''''
Is Nature''s Way
Of Preventing
''''PEOPLE''''
From Fighting With
''''STRANGERS'''' ... ;->
Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???
Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)
Marez doctor se:
Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
YadOn ki iS duNyA mai iK paL merA ho..
YadOn ki iS duNyA mai iK paL merA ho..
PhuLon k iS chAmAn mAI ik phOoL mErA ho..
KHUDA kArE Aap jAb b SMS kAreIn ApNe dOstOn kO..
Un sAb mAi pEhLa numBER mErA ho.... ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
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