Cham Cham Kerdi Raat

Cham Cham Kerdi Raat
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat

Tim Tim Kerde Taare

Na Koi Msg

Na Koi Bell

Ki Gal Ae Pyare

Kyun ?

Paise Mukh Gaye Ne Saarey . . .? ;->
  

May, 18 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2613 views       Funny

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It means that black cat is also going some where ..........;->
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Becoz temple is the only place where they can find..

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Plz Kisi or ko mat batana yar ! ok !
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Agar Samajh Aa Jaye Tou Mjhe Bhi Bata Dena . . . ;->
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