Cham Cham Kerdi Raat

Cham Cham Kerdi Raat

Tim Tim Kerde Taare

Na Koi Msg

Na Koi Bell

Ki Gal Ae Pyare

Kyun ?

Paise Mukh Gaye Ne Saarey . . .? ;->

May, 18 2010 144 chars (1 sms) 2758 views Funny

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What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?

What do you call a woman who marries an old,
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Stupid. . . ;->

pathan and dost

Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.

Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?

Qalam do chaar

Qalam do chaar jaib mein rakh leta hoon main. Mere ehbab mein iss se meri toqeer barhti hai. Parhne likhne ki to fursat nahin milti. Naala daal leta hoon jab bhi zarorat parti hai .

Now-A-Days Our

Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
K

"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain

Ya Puraney Time Par"

Wife: You always

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

You are one of the

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Jealous HUsband

Jealous HUsband : Aj Tak Tum Kitne Logo K Sath Soi Ho?

Wife: Sach Boloon to Sirf Ap Ke Sath Hi soi hoon.
Baki Sabhi Ke Sath Sari Sari raat Jagi Hoon

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

1.Science say gira Arts may atka

2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara

3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag

4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay

6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana

8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera

two frn are talking to each other

two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai

whoever says money can buy

Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi"

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

Admi Dukan Dar Se

Admi Dukan Dar Se: Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye

Dukandar: Nap Batayen?

Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len

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