''Shohr apni biwi se,"

''Shohr apni biwi se,"
''Shohr apni biwi se,"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfain jaan-e-tamana KHUDA QASAM Agli bar "Khaane" main baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga.....''
  

May, 24 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2265 views       Funny

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3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
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shrafat:-
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sadaqat:-
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in ki larkian.
Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,

Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.
New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.
GIRL- "i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me..."

BOY-"Ok then., Let''s Start with Kisses
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
Is sard mosam me
tumhara sath ho



Garm bister me kambal orhe tum milo!





Mere hont tumhe chune ko tarsen




Kash esa kabi ehsas ho!




I LOVE U



"TAPAL CHAYE"


Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
chandni raat main sone se pehle.

khawbon ki dunia mein khone se pehle.

maine socha tumhe yaad dil doon.

maine socha tumhe ehsas dild doon

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susu kar k sona.
FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

Cool Sign

In the front of

Yard Of A

Funeral Home ...












Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)
Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai,

Lardki: Choro na,

Lardka: Tumhare baal ktne khobsurat hai,

Lardki: Choro na, App B.

Lardka: Itne der se chor hi to raha tha..
Why Did The Statue

Of Liberty Have

To Be A Woman?

The Head Had To

Be Hollow To

Make A

Restaurant In It!