husband: Allah

husband: Allah
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???


Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
  

May, 22 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2599 views       Funny

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Girl:
Na cher larkiyon ko paap hoga.Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
Boy:
Dua Karta hn k teri ye baat sachi ho.Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo teri Hi Bacchi ho


Ab to 100 Percent Khatam ho jaye gay Aishiqi k,
"AmRaAaAZ"

SunA hai DavAt-e-ISLAMI main JA raha hai NAWAZ..:-)
Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:

Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Muje aadat hai muskurane ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao muje yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki ;->
Kasam Se 20000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Kud Ker Jan De Don

Kasam Se 200000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Jan De Don

Phele Ose Bane Tu Do
A Fool Can Ask More Questions Than A Wise Man Can Answer. . .
So
There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless During The VIVA In Practicals. . . ;->
Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?


A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.
''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
.
.
.
.

Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....''
In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..



Think..


shopping
A Man: "Your Mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond

Which Has Some Crocodiles Into".

The Other Man - "The Crocodiles Are Yours,

So You''ll Have To Save Them".
''mere pyare allah mian
tere raz b gehre hain

un k rozay sehri wale
mere 8 pehre hain

dawat roza khulwane ki
unain milay sarkari ha

mere bacha roza rak k
dhonta phirray iftari ha''
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu

Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)