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husband: Allah
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???


Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
  
May, 22 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2153 views       Funny

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Sweetest xcuse
Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..
What would u call
What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?


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Socho socho



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U know it,
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Bolo bolo



.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)
larki khoobsurat kutte k sath


larki khoobsurat kutte k sath ja rahi thi
k Larke ne dekh ker kaha aap dono behn bhai hain
larki-// ap ko hm dono main se kon pasand hai
Larka-// yaqeenan tm
larki-// to phir is k liye apni behn le aao
hamare yahan watta satta chalta hai...=P;->:-P
Breaking News!
Breaking News!

Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar



Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D
Friends Will Share An Umbrela
Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...

But

Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You

And

Yell

"Run LOSER Run" :->
air hostess to pathan in plane

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)
Warning . . . ! ! !
Warning . . . ! ! !










It''s A VIRUS













When U Turn Turn Your PHONE Off


It Won''t Work . . . ;->
1 adm ne pathan se

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?




































Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?
1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?

Writer: 6 Months

Doctor: 2 Months

Lawyer: 1 Months

Professor: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao Xam kab hai
In The Year 1952
In The Year 1952 There Was A Teacher In A Village,

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Now He Is Retired...!!
Kitni hasin ho tum,
Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo
merey pyar kee
merey pyar kee umar ho itni sanam








tu mar b jaye to,meri khushi na ho kam

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