husband: Allah

Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???

Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!

May, 22 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 2996 views Funny

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intern international survey

InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien

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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->

Saawariya...???

Saawariya...???
after watching all dark blue sets in saawariya, some people have decided 2 change sanjay leela bhansali''s name... guess..
what it wud be???
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ANS- sanjay Neela bhansali . . . ;->

1 Pathan hamesha

1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

"Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?"

Pathan: :"O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->

TeAch3r: Tum Late Q aye?

TeAch3r: Tum Late Q aye?

StUd3nt: Ammi aBBu Lar rAh3 thAy

T3Ach: Wo Lar rAh3 thAy tO Tum Lat3 Q ayE?

StUd: Kya krtA m3rA
1 jOtA amMi k pAss thA Or 1 aBu k pAsS... ;->

apna mobile uthao h

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..

Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...

baqi sab da fittay mooonh

You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)

• When I send SMS to

• When I send SMS to u, it doesn''t mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted

fat man dr main pa

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

Once upon a time

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

Mere mobile ka accident

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

How do you recognize

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

cow:i give milk so i m the best

elephant:i m powerful so i m the best?

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Say something its ur turn!

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