husband: Allah

husband: Allah
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???


Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
  

May, 22 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2492 views       Funny

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A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai
BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai

BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai

MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali

BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya
Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?




Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Aik Din Geo K Saat Aur Aik Raat Shehnaz K Saat Pappu...




"Kia Ye Khula Tazad Nahi Hai" ;->
What''s The Difference Between P|easur & Torture.................?
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P|easure Is Thinking Of U
&
Torture Is Thinking Of U Too MucH.......... :p

In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
chandni raat main sone se pehle.

khawbon ki dunia mein khone se pehle.

maine socha tumhe yaad dil doon.

maine socha tumhe ehsas dild doon

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susu kar k sona.
Pyar
B Ajab Shay HePyar
B Ajab Shay He
Maa Se Ho To
"EBADAT"
Baap Se Ho To
"AQEEDAT"
Behan Se Ho To
"FARZ"
&
Bivi Se Ho To
Sub Kehtay Hen
"JORU" Ka Ghulam. . ;->
A NEPALI Couple Named Der 1st Baby Bhai Chung Butiya.
2nd Baby Behen Chung Bhutiya.
3rd A Negro Was Born Dey Named Him.



" Ye Kaun Kaliya"


Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
Wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)