husband: Allah

Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???

Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!

May, 22 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 2099 views Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Aik bachcha apni

Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?

Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana

Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Nahi nahaye to kya sharmana
Ab to hai aap ke paas readymade bahana
DO BUCKET PANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA

Girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi

Girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi Krna Chaty Ho To Tme Mere Mumy Papa Ko Khush Krna Hoga
Boy:Han Me Kroga.Mje Kia Krna Hoga
Me Apni Jan Tk De Skta Hun.Kaho.
Girl:Tumhe Hr Hafte Mumy Ko 5kg Ata Dena Hoga,Aur Papa Ki Gari Me 5litre Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:Acha BAJI Ami Aba Ko Salam Kehna

there is no velvet s

There is no velvet so
soft as a mother''s lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.

poonam ki rat mein chand badal jate

poonam ki rat mein chand badal jate hai,
waqt ke sath insan badal jate hai,
sochte hai ki aapko tang na kare,
par sochte-sochte plan badal jate hai.

height of jhatka

Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.

A prisoner was about to be executed.

''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D''

Apka Hansana Qayamat

Apka Hansana Qayamat
Apka chlna Qayamat
Apka Sona qayamat
Apka uthna qayamat

Mujhe tu pehle hi shak tha ap qayamat ki nishaniyoon main se ek ho

Mery Aziz Ham Watno

Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy

Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon

K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko

Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P

Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->

Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..

Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
zero balance wala koi.........
balance chahta ho jaisay

Two guls are talking to each other:

Two guls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!

I shall never die B4 my death

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

husband: Allah

more Funny SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages