husband: Allah

Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???

Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!

May, 22 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 2159 views Funny

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American: Oh God!

American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.

Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.

Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->

Height Of Stupidity

Height Of Stupidity

“ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?

Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai
na.

y r u under tension?

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)

gaon me ziada sardi parti

Sardar: Pata he hmary gaoon me itni sardi parti he k bhensain jama hua dodh deti hen

Pathan: hmary gaon me is se b ziada sardi parti he.
Ek dafa me rat ko so raha tha k meri ankh khuli me ne apni charpai k nechy dekha wahan ek ajeeb c chez thi me ne usy aag py gram kya to awaz ai..

P000OON... ;->

shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.

Larke wale: shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.

Larki wale: nahi abi hamari beti parh rahi hai.

Larke wale: parhai bad me b ho jaye gi, hamara beta
monkey nhi jo ap ki beti ki kitabain phaar de ga. :-D

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appna raag aap jamaoo

''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?

''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?

PATHAN: Hm Sb A.C K samne beth jate hain..

FRIND: Jb us se b zyada garmi lage to?

PATHAN: Phr hm AC On Kr lete hain.''

''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.

''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.
"Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What''s more, he is only able to speak a few words of English."
The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?"
The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!"''

ferrari ki sawari

Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....

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