husband: Allah

husband: Allah
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???


Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
  

May, 22 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     3001 views       Funny

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Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,.

“HAPPY WINTER SEASON YAAR..!


Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,

Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,

Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)
U R My Best Frnd.



Bharosa Nahi?



Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadenge



Me 1 2 3 Bolunga Tum Kood Jana.



Baad Me Jab Tum 1 2 3 Bologi To Me Koodjaunga....!
Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun

"WasSI"
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Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi... =P ;->


Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...





Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)



Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.


Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:




Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)

(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka

Chehra Pehlay Bhi Kahin Dekha Hy

2nd Man:Ap Ko Glat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr

Wqt Apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon
SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,
I wud SiT nExT 2u,
PuLL U CloSe 2 Me,
PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U
n sAy pRoUdLy,
DiS Is humanity..
Lovin ANIMALS..!
Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?


Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,
aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge



Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->
a dil wee hazir e sadee jaan wastey,
ik naa ee kafi ee pachchan wastey

sachi dasan te terey nal koi pyar naee
SMS karney aaan bas tenu sataan wastey