husband: Allah

Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???

Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!

May, 22 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 1802 views Funny

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Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....

jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)

How Are You Dear

How Are You Dear

Kia Ho Raha Hy

Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?

Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?

Maarte Tou Nahi

Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo

25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho

Humain Warghalate Ho

Ab Bhugto ... ;->

bache gamley se nikle hain?

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p

Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.

Dhanyawad!

made in pakistan run fast

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??

memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->

''1 sharif admi shadi

''1 sharif admi shadi ke bad apni bv se bola:
Ajse tum hi meri zenat ho, izat ho, tamanna ho
Bivi:Mere lye bhi aj se ap hi Mohsin ho,Irfan ho, Zubair ho,Imran ho.''

''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey

''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!''

teacher, s

teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya

pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.

aik intahaee educati

Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...

Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,

Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->

aaj kal molvi b 2 qism k ho gaye hain

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)

is indian servant 2

How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..

Think..

Say this fast in American accent.

"There was a cold day!" ;->

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