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husband: Allah
husband: Allah
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
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May, 22 2010
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SAWAAL: Patni
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
EK sharabi apni eyes
EK sharabi apni eyes
donate krne gaya
After operation,
Dr asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?
Sharabi:Jisko b ankhen
lagao Use bata dena ye
2pag pene k bad khulti
hen ......->
Taliban Taliban
Taliban Taliban
Yes Papa
Explosive Bomb
No Papa
Telling Lie
No Papa
Open Your Jacket
Thaaaa Thaaaa Thaaaa.... =P =D
U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk
U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk
U may HaV 100 pEoPle 2 Care
U may HaV 1000 pEoPle 2 Love
BuT u HaV OnLy 1 Crazy frnd who always Disturbs U ne time
N Thats me ;->
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...
Socho...........
Socho............
A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Not every flower
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
1st Dost:
1st Dost:
Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..
2nd Dost:
To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?
1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.
"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"
"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"
Exapmle>
Hamesh Reshamya In
"AP Ka Surror"
Flop . . . .
Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
"AP Ka KasoOR"
1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,
1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,
1 Bar Yaad Karke To Dekho,
Bas 1 Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho!!
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena,
HUM Aram Kar Rahe Hai...
yousaf raza gilani to man
During Survey
Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia?
Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha
Moral bY
Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..
When The Best
When The Best Actors Are Choosen By Other Actors . . .
It''s Called ''''OSCARS''''
When The Best Actors Are Choosen By Peoples . . .
It''s Called ''''ELECTION'''' ;->
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