husband: Allah

Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???

Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!

May, 22 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 1989 views Funny

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MAN : I WENT TO THE DENTIST THIS MORNING.
WIFE : DOES YOUR TOOTH STILL HURT ???
MAN : I DON''T KNOW THE DENTIST KEPT IT...

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student:,#@! #@#$#

Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya

Student:Same is the situation here

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
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Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
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A Police Recruit

A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
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He Said, "Call For Backup.".

bhiga sa lagta hau aalam tumhe..

bhiga sa lagta
hau aalam tumhe..

bhigi si lagti hai
subah tumhe..

bhiga lag raha hai
sara jahan tumhe..

uuth nalayak
bistar gilaa kar hai tune..

''Doctor: Mrs.

''Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
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surah nisa ayat86

(Surah: NISA Ayat:86)

"Aur Jab Koi Tumhen Dua Salam
Kary To Usko Us Se Behtar Dua
Do Ya Phr Usi Tarah K Alfaz Keh Do".

''Plz don"t read this Nahi to

''Plz don"t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!''

Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana

Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Nahi nahaye to kya sharmana
Ab to hai aap ke paas readymade bahana
DO BUCKET PANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..

Ho Ho...

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...

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"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!

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