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husband: Allah
husband: Allah
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
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May, 22 2010
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1st Frnd
1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai
2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri
1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?
2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P
Lage Raho
Lage Raho
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Lage Raho
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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe Ga
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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi To Konsa Farq Parega
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Lage Raho.
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BESHARMON Ki Terha SMS RECEIVE Kerne Mein... :P
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
sorry
sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Bat Hy Bilkul Sadhi
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon Bat Hy Bilkul Sedhi
Jaise Jaise Barhe Ga Andhera
Waise Waise Barhe Gi Abadi ;-
The Thing Which
The Thing Which We Come To Know After Watching
SHOLAY
Is That . . .
Basanti Kutto''n K Saamne Mana Kerne K Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P
''sadar and pathan ja
''sadar and pathan ja rhy thy k um ko 1000 ka note mila
pathan: chalo fifty fifty ker lety hain
sardar: baki 900 ka kya keren gay''
ho gaii teri sha
Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali
Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali
O Mardood Zardari
Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari
''CONGRATS"
''CONGRATS" U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ''Member of Bhikari Association''
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A''s.''
A Man Touched
A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He Danced In Joy & Shouted..
AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF
btao mri bhens kahan ha
Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha
Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D
nothing in this worl
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love
You"ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you"re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary
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