husband: Allah

husband: Allah
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???


Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
  

May, 22 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     3012 views       Funny

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The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday
Is sms mei chand dhund kr dikhaeye


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Aahaan
sms karne wale ki
tasveer thori aati hai ;->
I Thought Of Suicide Went 2 Railway Trak but got ur SmS & aftr Reading it I thought of Life, U Inspired Me
Coz
If A uselass Person Like U Is Alive Y Shud I Die?? :-D
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?



Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na Kr,

Sab 2 Din Ki Masti Hai. . .

Tera Husan Bhi Tab Tak Hai


Jab Tak FAIR N LOVELY Sasti Hai. . . ;->
President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P
''Aap ko Meri taraf se

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Or mere tamam Friends ki taraf se

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Or mery Chahny walon ki taraf se

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Or 16 crore Pakistanio ki taraf se
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THENGA.....Ooouuww>''
Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa nahi hote,
Aap bhale hume bhulakar KHANA KHA LO...
HUM Aapko Yaad kiye bina PANI BHI NAHI PETE !!
Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
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MISSED .. ;->


~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S
POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->
I''ve written a nice poem 4 u...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
U shud know wat u r,
&...
Once u know wat u r...


Mental Hospital is not so far..
Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????







Who Says They Are Acting?