An interviewer to an engg

An interviewer to an engg
An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"

student:,#@! #@#$#

Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya

Student:Same is the situation here
  

May, 20 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2543 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

''Is dil ko yeh gawara nani hota

Inbox main koi sms tumara nahi hota

bhool kar hi koi sms kar dia karo

Miscall par apna guzara nahi hota.''
Sardar proposing a girl.. Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi.
Girl.. Tameez se bat kro ...
Aslam.o.Alaikum Baji kya mujse shadi krogi.
A Truth

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change and she does. . . ;->
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1 shaks ko ye NO khuwab me nazar aya usne 100 ka easy load karwa dia,1 ghantay me us k dil ki murad puri ho gai.
2sre ne isko jhot samjha 3 din uske pet me dard raha 3sre ne is number main 10 rupe ka load bheja 2sre din usko 50 rupe zameen Se mle Mera farz tha apko btana aage ap ki marzi.
Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa

uFf




Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->
Press Unlock

and then *

Keypad

active.

Now Go to

Messages

& then

Inbox.

Now Select some

Gud Messages

&

forward to Me!

Logon ko msg send karne ka bhi

Tarika batana padta hai.


Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai





Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?








Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
Kash ye faasle na hote, kash ye duriyan na hoti, kash aap aur hum saath hote,


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toh


toh . . .
mere sms k Paise bach jate... ;->


SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.


In The End,

He does not die, But

Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

Titanic on the other hand. :-)
4 Log badnaseeb hain.>
(1)who jo Maa Baap ki qadar na kare .
(2)who jo ustad ki qadar na kare
(3)who jo waqt ki qadar na kare
(4)who jo mere SMS ki qadar na kare,
Request hai apse REFUSE mat karna,Frendship ka Bulb FUSE mat karna,

Hum Dost Hai Apke,Hamey CONFUSE Mat karna, Hamri jagha kisi B Or ko CHOOSE mat karna