An interviewer to an engg

An interviewer to an engg
An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"

student:,#@! #@#$#

Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya

Student:Same is the situation here
  

May, 20 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2566 views       Funny

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A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

~SHARIF LARKi~




khabardar! Jo Ainda agar mera peecha kia to,,,
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Woh saamney wali gali mein white gate wala mera ghar hai... ;->
mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to


to


to

to


mein Animal planet dekhta hoon,,,,
In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:

''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano


''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.
Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa nahi hote,
Aap bhale hume bhulakar KHANA KHA LO...
HUM Aapko Yaad kiye bina PANI BHI NAHI PETE !!


Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...





Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)
Kesay Ho Ab?

Theek Ho?

Dard Ho Raha Hay?

Pain Killer Tablets Letay Rehna

Hajiyon Ne Bohot Mara Ho Ga Na Pathron Se
Kya Karen Is K Baghair Hajj Nahi Hota.
A Wedding

Is Just Like

A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your

Own Flowers ...


In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)
If U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me Immediately








Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today
MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,


Ye w0hi hAi Jo kAr gAyA PAkiStAni TeAM k0 KhAsSi.. ;->
... T R U T H ...

'''' GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR
aDvAntAgE oVeR mAn ...

If ThEy CaN''t GeT wHaT
tHeY wAnT
bY bEiNg SmArT,
tHeY cAn GeT iT bY
bEiNg dUmB ... ''''