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An interviewer to an engg
An interviewer to an engg
An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"
student:,#@! #@#$#
Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya
Student:Same is the situation here
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May, 20 2010
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Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai
Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai
Paisa
Property
Gaari
Izzat
Lekin
Tootay Huey Daant Dobara Nahi Miltay. . .
Samajhdar Ho, Umeed Hai Ab Sms Karoge. . . ;->
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
Ham Ham Hay To Kya Ham Hay,
Wo Golgappa Kya Tasty Hoga,
Jismey Paani Kam Hay,
Is Se Bakwas SMS Bhejo Agar Dam Hay.
Teacher To Student -
Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly
Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->
''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana
''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana .
But why ?
Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ?
Because jo jeeta wohi "Sikandar"...=P;->''
koi mannat mango beta
Peer,
Beta, Koi Mannat Maango
.
Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un-
Married Kar Dein.
.
Peer,
Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,
taj mahal
dekh ker taj mahal, shah jahan k potey boley.
.
.
.
.
.
aaj hamarey b bank balance hotey,
agar dada chichorey na hotey.
God has given Eyes:
God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log
Khuloos-e-Ulfat Ki Kuch Aisi Saza Dete Hain Log
Barha K Baal Baghlo''n K
Haath Utha Utha K Sungha Dete Hain Log . . . ;->
bikari : 50 paise de
bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??
Height Of DramayBazi
Height Of DramayBazi
Hi I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u-The bad news is that there is no Good news..& the Good news is There is no Bad News....!
Commerce professor
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
''Is dil ko yeh gawara nani hota
''Is dil ko yeh gawara nani hota
Inbox main koi sms tumara nahi hota
bhool kar hi koi sms kar dia karo
Miscall par apna guzara nahi hota.''
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