Sorry to disturb

Sorry to disturb
Sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy''S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor........
  

May, 22 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2835 views       Funny

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WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..

Aren''t they?
But,

the man who runs away frm his enemies...


Is a Coward...
So b brave

chEErS..! ;->
BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!




"DRINK"







Don''t DRIVE
A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz






Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
I always pray 4u that.

May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny

May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@''
Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa Apne Sath Sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley Ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->
A Group Of Feminists Are Protesting In Front Of The White House:
- Free Women Now! Free Women Now!

A Man Passing-By Asks:
- Can I Have One?


Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
You are Sweet, Cute and an
Ultra-dynamic Personality !!

You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !! :-)
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Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.

God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le