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Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,
Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga
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''You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive ... ?
''You Know
Why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?
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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum
Swim Kaise Karenge
Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!
ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}
Mere mobile ka Accident ho gaya Hai
Mere mobile ka Accident ho gaya Hai
Oor Dr Jazz ne Kaha Hai Bohat se Sms
Ki Botel charhni Paregi so Plz donate
Much more sms IT''S URGENT It''s in ICU.
Lo Bhai Mitro
Lo Bhai Mitro
Jo Marzi Ho Jave
Ajj Leni Hi Leni Ae
Chahe Sabut Hove
Chahe Fatti Hove
Chahe Khulli Hove
Chahe Band Hove
Chahe Koi V Rung Hove. . .
Je Kisi Kudi Ne Na Diti Ta Kisi Munde Di Hi Le Leni Ae. . .
Par Leni Zarur Hai. . .
Kyun k. . .
Hun Exams Aa Gaye Ne Te Hun Kitaan Ton Bagair Guzara Nahi Hona . . . ;->
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...
Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?
Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
American:Oh God
American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.
2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.
1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath
2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->
Question Of The Year
Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q parhte hein?
Q?
Answar:
Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;->
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<))>
_/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P
Husband & Wife Men
Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"
Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->
Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier
Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier
League Same As Ipl
Bt Only One Difference Is The
Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..;->
// Height Of Job Frustration //
// Height Of
Job Frustration //
A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->
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