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Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,
Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga
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Aug, 16 2013
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I don''t understand
I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->
BREAKING NEWS:
BREAKING NEWS:
KaRaChi mein Aaj BARAF Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!
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Jin Sheikh ko chimar gya.
Jin Sheikh ko chimar gya. 3 din baad Jin khud eik aalim key paas gya aur bola, "Aalim Saab menu baar kaddo, mey tey bhukka mar chalaan"
What Is The Similarity
What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
jab light jati hy tou
Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .
Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator
Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo
Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
WiFe:
WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?
HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...
WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
Ap dhond kar dikhao!
Ap dhond kar dikhao!
Acha
Tareef ke qabil
Pyara dikhne wala
Sweet
Smart
Chand se pyara
Dhondne ki kai zaroorat
hai
main hoon naa.->
Pathan BhaI sE kisi
Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh iS tarha Sunayi
"Allah Huma inni laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->
with love this wish
With love this wish is sent your way ,
for a very special kind of day
''*I *Miss *You
''*I
*Miss
*You
Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain
Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain
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Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''
Difference Between
Difference Between Pati & Gadha.
ANS:Pati Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,
But Gadha Itna B Gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!
in foreign daughter:
In foreign Daughter:
Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.
Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
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