smallest leave application

smallest leave application
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Dear Sir,
Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga
  

Aug, 16 2013     149 chars (1 sms)     2599 views       Funny

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A gud news 4 students

all MARCH exams hav been postponed due to elections

To confirm goto site

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''kabi to hamari gali aao,,,
thora sa sharmao,,,,,,
aur muskrao,,
apni ankhon se zulfen uthao,,
hamary ghr ki bell bajao,,,
aur,,,
awaz lagao,,,
kachra de doooooooooooo,,,,''
# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...

"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .

Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia Hua ?

Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->
Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya

Road Yakdam Mur Gya

Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha

Humne Break Mara

Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI.
bUdHa: S:orRy

LaRkI: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai

Larka: S:orRy

Larki:Its Alright

bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da


aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai

Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra




"Demag" Yar..... :->
Purana Loha Becho




Teen Dabbay Becho



Sookhi Roti Becho



Plastic ki jootiyan beacho



Raddi Akhbar Becho



Aur
Un Paison Se Balance Dalva K SMS Tou Bhejo. . .
We Have Been Listening :

"Practice Males Perfect ... "

But

Also That Too :

"Nobody is Perfect ... "






So














"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->
Musharaf To Arbab : Tera Kya Hoga KALIYA?

Arbab: Sarkar Maine Aap Ka Namak Khaya Hay.

MUSHARAF: Ab PPP Walon K JOOTAY Kha.