Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''

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May, 17 2010 91 chars (1 sms) 1870 views Funny

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shama pe chala mukadma parwane ke khoon ka,
pucha gaya shama se kyun kiya khoon maasum ka,
shama boli...
parwana jawani ke nashe main jhoom raha tha,
mere agge piche ghoom raha tha,
khoon na karti to kya karti,
bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..

Gal: Is

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi

3 dreams of a man

3 Dreams Of A Man:
1-To B As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is
2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
3-To Hav As Many Women As His Wife Believes He Has :-D

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

If u don’t have a gf/b

If u don’t have a gf/bf, don’t have a nice job, don’t like partying & dancing, just have a boring life, then don’t worry just log on to
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Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:Tamatar Khao
Bhikari: Roti DeDo

Admi:Tamater Khao
Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?Kch Or Q Nhi?

Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao

Salmaan Khan- Aaj

Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai

18 Bikes Hai,

4 Bunglow Hai,

3 Farmhouse Hai,

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai

boy school se rota hua ghar aya

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)

One Day Teeth and Tongue

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..

Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"

Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->

bachhe ko pdhaya kre

Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..

Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...

main allama ki aulad hon

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa

Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"

Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->

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Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

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