Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''


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May, 17 2010     91 chars (1 sms)     2825 views       Funny

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The Easiest Way


To Make Your


Old Car Run Better,


Is To Check


The Prices


0f New Car ... !!
Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,

mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,

coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,

SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.
Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Be
Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security


To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"



I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!
Amemon sent Rs.1000000 unsigned cheque to PM''s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote...
"Cheque is unsigned b''coz, I do not want any Publicity"
knock knock!!

*who''s there??

Nobel

*Nobel who??

No Bell so I knocked..
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?





















simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity
to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
what wud u do if u have to call a crow??










crow-ko-dial :)
''Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,

Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.

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Jab K Har Dafa

Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)
Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?


Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)
Farooq Sattar''s Wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?

He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"