Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''

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May, 17 2010 91 chars (1 sms) 2889 views Funny

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!

ye Shadi nahin Aasan

ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)

What Does Tarzan

What Does Tarzan Say When He Sees A Herd Of Elephants With Sunglasses
In The Distance?

Nothing.

He Doesn''t Recognize Them.

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khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2days 4cast...

2days 4cast...

it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....

''Lovers with Mobile in

''Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan Cities:ISLAMABAD: Hello JanChalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant mai Dinner Meri Taraf se.RAWALPINDI: Hello JanKahan ho Tum?Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon.LAHORE: Hello JanAaj to film ka mood ban Raha hai.Aur wo bhi Tumhry saath.KARACHI: Hello JanWhat a Fantastic Mosam,Chalo Beach py Jaty hai.PESHAWAR: Hello JanKahan ho Tum? Abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hai.Mari To Nahi?''

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

afridi ne boll chaba k de dia

Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
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Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot! ;->

JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,

JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,

JUB TUM HUM SE ROOTH JAO GE,

JUB TUM HAMEY BHOOL JAO GE,

TAB!!

MUH PR AISA THAPAR PRHEGA NA K DUNIYA BHOOL JAOGA.!

W O M E N

W O M E N

IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !

Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??

Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??

i dont think its a tough one

well the answer is

Because....They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)

The Most Unfulfilled

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...

A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)

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Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

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