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Bhai Call me fast aik
Bhai Call me fast aik bt krni hai zaruri. W8ng
Malom tha kanjos Nechay aa jayga par call nhi karyga.
student yaar dho
Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Dost:"Kya Hua?"
Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,
Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..
i am the most
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...
Because ,
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->
[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
TT: 9 Bajy
Pathan: Local?
TT: 1 Bajy
Pathan: Maal gari
TT: 12 Bajy
TT: Mgr jana kahan hy
Pathan: Patri Pe Susu Kerni Hy ;->
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)
Teacher shocked… :
Quaidabad, . Malir, . Kalaboard,
Quaidabad,
.
Malir,
.
Kalaboard,
.
Airport,
.
Colony gate,
.
Natha khan ,
aur
aur
aur
aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena ... ;->
I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
2 Men jumping frm a terrace.
1st man :This is my 50th time.
I m a Guinness record holder...
2nd man:This is my 1st time.
I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
Shaadi ke pehle
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..
Jo log chand niklnay
Jo log chand niklnay ka intezar kar rahy hain
Un
K
Liye
Arz hai k
.
.
Wo aaram
Karain
Kyon
K
.
.
.
Mera aaj ghar
Say
Bahar
Nikalnay
Ka
Koi
Irada
Nahi....
Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita
Sin thita by cos thita is equal to tan thita
wah! wah! wah! wah
Q: If a devil catches
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
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