Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''


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May, 17 2010     91 chars (1 sms)     2354 views       Funny

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''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai

To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?''
‘Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha
hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy…,
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty
hain….
Mujhy b msg send kr.
If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???



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look in the Dictionary... ;->
Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?

Patni : Kisi Ko,
Apne Vash Me Kar Ke,
Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana..

Pati : Arey Nahi,
Use Toh Shadi Kehte Hein
Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo

Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Hoo

Yeh Baat Sun Kar Hamari Roh Kamnp Gai

Tum Bartan Dhonay Wale Saboon Se Nahatay Ho


HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
"MY Principle"

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....

But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!
''Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! Molvi: yeh jannt main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christian lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere sath jayegi''
Zardari :

Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee…

Pathan:

Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.


~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"


LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?

LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->


FuNnY bUt TrUe


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