Customer: I need a ladies suit.

Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.


Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
  

May, 25 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     1804 views       Funny

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