Customer: I need a ladies suit.

Customer:
I need a ladies suit.

Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o

May, 25 2010 102 chars (1 sms) 1846 views Funny

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What do you do

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)

"Ma Ka Ladla Bigad Gaya"

Jaha Dekho
Jidhar Dekho
Aap k liye sab ki zuban pe 1 hi bat

"Ma Ka Ladla Bigad Gaya"

wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r

wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r grAndAughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D

akeli ja rahi thi zn

Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho''n Pr

HAIRAN

PARESHAN

UDAAS

THAKI Hui

Phir

Ek Morr Pr Aap Mily
Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi

Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->

Golden Words.:

Golden Words.:

" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."

Do U Know?

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

Join...

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"PAKISTAN"

"NAVY" =P ;->

Newton law of Girl frnd :-

Newton law of Girl frnd :-

"Luv can niether b created nor b destroyed,

it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another,

with some loss of energy time & Money".

u know why God

u know why God make gapes between fingers.
B-coz.
Some one who very special 4 u. Come to ur life.
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Hold ur hand.
And slowly says.
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. Lo sigrit :-)

U knw wt?

U knw wt?
U r un4getbl..
U knw y?
Cz u r so sweet..
U knw hw?
In ur own simple ways
u make me feel special..
U knw wen?
Snce d day we bcame FRIENDS..:-)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hot

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain?

Apki baat nahi horahi janab,

AB SOCHEN,

OR SOCHEN,

BATAYEN NA!

NAHI-PATA?

"POPCORN"

maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..

Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain...

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Customer: I need a ladies suit.

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