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" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "
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aa raha hai mera..
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Cutest Love Story:
A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.
Whats Happening?
Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.
Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)
On a romantic day
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”
doctor to a kid ha
Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
Larke Wale: Hum Ko Larki Pasand
Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?
Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !
Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->
susti ki intiha,
susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)
Kamzor Dil Wale Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,
Kamzor Dil Wale
Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,
Na Amal Kare''n
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Bhaiyo''n "Geo Super" Pe
Pak v/s Aus Mtach
Ki Highlights Aa Rahi Hyn . . . =P;)
Lady:Doctor sahab
Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe
1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .
Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?
Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->
Tu Khud Ko Beshak
Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,
MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"
Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->
''MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.
''MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.
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ISS LIYE KUCH NAHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PARHNA PARTA!..''
KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
Kisi Ko Deni Ho Agr Jawani Main Saza
Tou Parhai Se Bah Ker Saza Kia Hogi . . . ;)
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