Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"

Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
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warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->

May, 13 2010 176 chars (2 sms) 3070 views Funny

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Achha koi ye bata

Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???

Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.

''"Khudi ko kar buland itna

''"Khudi ko kar buland itna k K2 ki choti pe ja puhnche
K Iqbal tujh se puchhe, ulu k pathay utray ga kesay?"

Dil kerta hai zameen

Dil kerta hai zameen se ek pather uthaoon.
us pe ?I MISS YOU? Likhoon or tumhare sir pe zoor se maroon ta k tumhain pata chale k How much ?I MISS YOU?::

A teacher asked

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?

Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?

Ghanti Baji

Bandar ne Mobile Uthaya

Ab Woh Sms Pahr raha hai

HMmm

Ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?

There was ONe guy

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....

''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti

''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti ko tang kiya to chuonti seedhi Hathni ke pass gaee aur kaha Dekho behen apne shoher ko samjha lo warna MARD hamaray ghar main b hain...@''

by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life

''A gang of thieves broke into a lawyer''s club by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

Outside...

''It ain''t so bad, Louie'' one crook noted. ''We got $25 between us.''

The boss screamed, ''I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $100 when we broke in dat joint!''''

college ki building ko aag lag gayi.

Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.
College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga
Lekin eik khubsorat larki
Ro rehi thi
Eik sir ny pocha
''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?
Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya
Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..

All Brokers Have Become

All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.

B careful!

B careful!
1Unkown No Se Apko sms Aa Sakta Hy
Jis Se Screen Pe Meri Foto A Jye Gi Plz Dekhe Bina Delete Kr Dain QK Pehle He Aadha Karachi Dewana Ho Chuka Hy ;->

sms packages band hony per

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz

2. Pathan

3. Sardar

4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)

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Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"

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