Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"

Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
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warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->

May, 13 2010 176 chars (2 sms) 2681 views Funny

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Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"

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