Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"

Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
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warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->

May, 13 2010 176 chars (2 sms) 3086 views Funny

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I Dont Want 2

I Dont Want 2 Live Anoder Day If U''re No Longer Der,
4 In Dis Lyf Only U Can
Inspyr Me 2 C D Nxt Sunryz,
Only U Can Motiv8 Me 2 Apprec8 D Colors Of Lyf Dat No One Else Can.

I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Frndship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry
U Laugh I L augh.
U Jump Out Of Da Window.
I Look Down & Den
I Laugh Again

5 frogs r sitting on a log.

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
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Still 5 left..

Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:

L ====== O ====== V ====== E ======

L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======

L=Loss of Money.
O=Out of Mind.
V=Vaste of Time.
E=End of Life.

SO,
Don''t LOVE

Sirf Line Maaro!
;-)

tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti

Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)

sadyon mai pehli baar aisa hua

Sadyon Mai Pehli Baar Aisa Hua Hai JAn|x....
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K Bachay Paper Honay Ki Dua Kr Rahay Hain... ;->

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
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pAsS gAyA hi nAhi

tUjhme hiMmAt hAi tO tU jA k3 dikhA!!!

31st march or 1st ap

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

can u dance

Can u dance?

No...

Sure....

Just try it....

Sure u cant .....

That means u r pappu!!!

Bcoz pappu cant dance ..

O Frnd Jee

O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->

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Beauty Is The

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Power ...
By Which
A Woman
Charms
A Lover
And
Terrifies
A Husband ...

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Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"

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