Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"

Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
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warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->
  

May, 13 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     3340 views       Funny

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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?
Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted
island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand.
As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said I''ll
give each of you one wish." The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and
he was gone! The britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too
was gone. The sardar said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were
back!"
Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem

Doesnt Start Whn Boy

Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins, Whn She

Turns &

Looks Back At D Guy"

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
But How You Forgive.

Not How You Listen,
But How You Understand.

Not How You See,
But How You Feel.

Not How You Let Go,
But How You Hold On.''


Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.
Wads d best & worst arrangement u can make.
Did u get
Best: Wil, U, Marry, Me
Worst: I, Will , Marry , U
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realised that The Lord doesn''t work that way,

so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
1 Larka Apni GF k Liye Chooriyan le K Jata HAi .

Gf: Khud hi pehna doo
Boy: mujhe Nahi Pata Tha k Itna acha responce Mile Ga Warna May Kapray Bhi Le k ata.
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !

Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi

Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->
Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?

Daadi: Ni Beta

Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)