Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"

Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
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warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->

May, 13 2010 176 chars (2 sms) 3305 views Funny

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Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH

MunnaBhai: Y

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.

The best way to

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...

X is unknown!!!

Amazing Home Remedies

Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)

A man to Santa:

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”

Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka

Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka

Ek Hamary 11 Players Khassi

Aur

Unka Ek

"Mike Hussey" :-)

100 rupay ka note mila

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola

"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

. A man got

2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

According To A New Study ....

According To A New
Study ....

''''Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades ... ''''

Especially

''''If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
Lectures ...'''' ;->

mat nikalo mera janaza uski gali se

Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->

''Jab Jab humein

''Jab Jab humein payaas lugti hay,un k anay ki aas lugti hay,un ki dewangi may hum hogaye itnay deewanay k her larki ki maa apni he saas lugti hay.''

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Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"

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