aadmi k left hath

aadmi k left hath
aadmi k left hath
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-D''
  

May, 24 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2302 views       Funny

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Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???




bcoz



In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!
Every normal person has 72 heart beats, but for myself its 73. the extra 1 is ur smile. So don’t stop ur smile, it will affect my heart.. Keep Smiling
Tum bhej rahy ho SMS! * * * * * SMS bheja ja raha hai! * * * * * tum ne bheja SMS! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ullu ke pathey, sharam nahin ati bakwas kerty hoay, SMS parh rahy they ya bhej rahy they
Sali:jijaG 500 RS. dedo

agley haftey doongi

Jiji-1000 RS. lely par
abhi dedo.;->
Machchar ne apko kata
wo uska Junun tha..


Aapne khujli ki wo apka
Sukun tha..


Chah kar bhi aapne use
nahi mara...


Kyonki uski ragoo me
apka khoon tha..-;>
Research K Mutabiq
Larkia''n Larko''n Se Zyada
Mehanti Hoti Hyn








Kyun k










100 Me Se 10
Larkia''n Naturaly
Khubsurat Hoti Hyn

Aur Baqi



Apni Mehnat Se ... ;->
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
The Dentist To The
Little Kid ...

'''' What Kind Of Filling
Would You Like For
Your Tooth ? ''''


'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
Kid Replies Innocently ;->
Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
What is the height of kind heartedness?

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Its "me" messaging u

inspite of d busy schedule!
A gud news 4 students

all MARCH exams hav been postponed due to elections

To confirm goto site

www. stop dreaming & start studying.com