Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
  

May, 26 2010     80 chars (1 sms)     2068 views       Funny

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Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
Clerk : Kya Hua
Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai
C : Toh?
O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai
Khuda ki qasam tum
bohat khubdurat ho


Dunya kei nazar se khud
ko bacha lo


Kajal ka teka to
tumhary liye kam hay


EK Kala"TAWWA"he
galay may latka Lo......-;>
Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo

Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine




Happy Valentine


For Others




Watch Aalim Online ;->
1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA hy..
Yeh kAun sA stAtioN hy.. ??


SardAr Ne KahA:

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RaiLwAy StAtion.!! ;->
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
The Worst Thing About
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1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession .......

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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)
If U Are

Ever In Doubt

As To Wether or Not

To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .

Alwayz Give Her

The Benifit Of The Doubt
jisko b daikha hy rotay huwe dekha hy

"DOST"
ye mohabbt kisi tissue company ki saazish tou nhi ....:)
Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???

Teacher:Haan Bilkul....

Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->
Kuch Bewakuf Log Sms Ki Ek Line Parhte Hyn


Kuch Be Wakuf Sms Ki Do Line Parhte Hyn


Kuch Bewakuf Aadha Sms Parhte Hyn


Par Aap Ne Tou





Bewakufi Ki Hadh Hii Kerdi




Abhi Tak Sms PArh Rahe Ho . . . ;->