When I waz a kid my

When I waz a kid my
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)
  

May, 14 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2378 views       Funny

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