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policeman!!!
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policeman!!!
policeman!!!
Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?
Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,
Phir bhi ye bolta hai
"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga
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Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...
Socho...........
Socho............
A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Why Memons are
Why Memons are banned to play hockey & football.........?
Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain =)
Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.
Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.
Musharaf:Mubarak howe.
Bush:Par afsoos di gal ae BANDE da pata nai chalya.
Musharaf:Koi gal nai ji USAMA te pa dio. . . ;->
When a man steals
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry --
''__,Δ___ /____,_/ \ .;’;’;., ,l__[]__l__! ,,)(,, Its My House
''__,Δ___
/____,_/ \ .;’;’;.,
,l__[]__l__! ,,)(,,
Its My House
Gift 4u
Agar Chaho Sale Kr K Balnc Dlwa Lo
Main Road P Reh Lon GA
Magar ApK SMS K bina Nai
doctor seikh sy a
Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi
Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->
in ghajini if amir
In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..
How ? ? ?
Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D
Singer To His Neighbor:
Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First.
Nothing is permanent
Nothing is permanent in this world,not even our
troubles
So,keep on enjoying life
Don''t lose ur smile at any cost
.
.
.
Even if u r
.
.
.
.
Married!
zardari to shopekepe
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..
Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
I Wana Dedicate
I
Wana
Dedicate
U
A
Song.
Sirf
Or
Sirf
Apke
Liye
Only
4
My
LOVE
"Karan Main
Nazaara
Jadon Teri
Taswir Da!
Painda Ae
Pulaikha
Meno
KHUSRAY BASHIR
Da"
Girl fully exhausted
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
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