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once chhakka
Once "Chhakka"
Goes To A
"Raymonds Showroom"
Guess Y?
2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
Dil Ki Galiyon Main Dhoonda
Dil Ki Galiyon Main Dhoonda Tou Sunsaan Paya
Har Mor Pe Dekha Tou Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
Chalte Chalte Yunhi Yaad Aaya
Kaafi Waqt Hua Aap Ka Koi Sms Nahi Aaya . . . ;->
American : "our dogs find bombs"
American : "our dogs find bombs"
Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray to gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do
Tum Ne Meri Aankh
Main Aansu Dekhy
Ab
Jhank Kr Naak K
Choohey b Dkho ... ;->
Height Of Stupidity
Height Of Stupidity
“ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai
na.
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,
Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,
Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,
Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->
Are You Fluent In English .?
Are You Fluent In English .?
Read It Fast . . .
Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->
''Kuch is tarah Usne
''Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....
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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''
1 Pathan
1 Pathan Or Sardar Ki Khub Pitai Hui.
Dono Roza Khushai Me Mufta Torte Hue
Pakre Gaye Or Us Pr Bolte Hen
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G, Wo, Hum Larke Walo Ki Taraf Se Hy.. ;->
ke 3 din select karta Hun
Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Std-Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
ke 3 din select karta Hun
Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai.
Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!
Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen
Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?
Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->
Gadha Kitna Bekaar Janwar Hai . .
Gadha Kitna Bekaar Janwar Hai . . .
Dunya Is Ko Naakara Samajhti Hai
IS Main Aqal Bhi Nahi Hoti
Magar Is Bechaarey Ki Himmat Dekho Har Sms Kitne Gaur Se Parhta Hai . . . :P
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