Shahid Afridi in interview

Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"

Jul, 04 2012 217 chars (2 sms) 3893 views Funny

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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!

Zardari Celebrating His

Zardari Celebrating His
Victory Singing ...

"Bachna Ae Ghareebo''n
Lo Main Aa Gaya
Fasaad Ka Aashiq
Aman Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hy
Bibi Se Juda .. Hey Ho " =D =P

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)

1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha.

1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..

Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?

Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?

To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->

U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care

U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 Love

But

U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd

Who Disturbs U Ne Tym

N

That''s me . . . =)

President Bush and

President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P

What Is B.E. . . .

What Is B.E. . . .

8 semesters are there

80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->

Headlines of 2025

Headlines of 2025

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->

1 kharb 1 arab 1 karor

1 kharb

1 arab

1 karor

1 lakh

1 hazar

1 so

1 dafa

I LOVE YOU

Meri jaan

Mery chand

Mery sohny

Mery pyary

PAKISTAN
kia smjhe nadaan?

What Is The Moral Of Movie

What Is The Moral Of Movie
Om Shanti Om . . . ? ? ?

Ek Chutki Sinduur Ki Qeemat . . .

Ramesh Nahi Janta . . . ;->

teacher : U failure !

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

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