Shahid Afridi in interview

Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"

Jul, 04 2012 217 chars (2 sms) 4135 views Funny

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Shahid Afridi in interview

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