Shahid Afridi in interview

Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"

Jul, 04 2012 217 chars (2 sms) 4156 views Funny

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Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje

Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->

Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!

Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!

Do I Look Stupid ? A Dumb Or Duffer ?
Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?Like An Alien ???

Plz Be Frank

Actually Someone Said To Me That

" I Look Like U "

Seven Phases Of Life

Seven Phases Of Life

1) Studies

2) Games

3) Entertainment

4) Love

5)

6)

7)

Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
...................................
Abey mera chata vapas kar.

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...

Ghalat Kehte Hain.

Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)

Jise hum dekh kar jeetay Thay,

Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,

wah wah wah

Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,

Nasir

Woh log aakhon se oojal ho gaye hein,

khan bahi...->

Naisir

jab light jati hy tou

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)

Presure cooker ne karhai s

Presure cooker ne karhai se kaha: Itni kali ho koi cream qiun nahi use krti.Karhai: Main jitni b kali qiun na hon mujhe dekh kr seetiyan tu tum he martay ho!!

Kab "TOOT" jaye, "MOBILE" he to hai!

Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!

Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!

Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.

Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->

The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.

The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present

Dabba Mobile Is In Ur Hand.

Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha

Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!

How To Impress A Kam Wali

How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .

Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat

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Shahid Afridi in interview

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