Shahid Afridi in interview

Shahid Afridi in interview
Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"
  

Jul, 04 2012     217 chars (2 sms)     3341 views       Funny

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You

Shocked ?

Actully Aaj Ke Din

James Hawk

Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..

To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.

New Style Of Proposing:

Boy: Can I Take Your Photo?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Just Wanted to Show My Children
That How Their Mom Looked in her Younger age.
Sooo Sweet.
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don''t Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.
ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...

2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
Your brain will be refreshed in next five seconds.....5.....4....3...2..1.LOADING........Please wait.....ERROR: no brain detected
Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?


2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.
Newton Ka gravity Ka Law Kiss Ki Waja se Bana ??

Chacha Gamay Ki waja se..

Pata Hai Kaise ??
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Jiss Darakht se Apple(saib) Girra Tha woh Darrakht chacha Gamay Ka tha :) :)