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Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

May, 26 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2678 views Funny

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Faraz in english.

This is this and What is what Faraz..

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