Santa

Santa
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.
  

May, 24 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2406 views       Funny

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Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...

Srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zrdari sy poch kar bataon ga..

GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->


Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
Rub se dua karte hain,K mere doston ko khushiyon ka sansar mile,Or jo muje sms nhi karte,Unhe apni girl friends se behno jesa pyar milay:-)

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA


But




Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .






Why. . . ?





Because

Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->


Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?
To Know A Person
Walk A Mile In His Shoes


Then




Then What ? ? ?








He Is One Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . . .


JuzZZ RuNnN . . . ;->
Friend Said to Me:

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?


Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

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Cheeni Hai. :-)
Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,

Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe

aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!
My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!
Teri eik angrai laine se mera dum sa nikal jata hai
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aey zalim
aey qatil
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Body spray lagane mein tera kya jata hai.. ;->
Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me

Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?






All Girls Shoutd Loudly

Hamara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!