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Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday
I know u can''t wait,
So,
CONGRATZ !!
U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008,
APRILFOOL
in advnce... :-)
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New style of proposing
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
Why am I here ... ;)
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B''coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
2 pathan masjid me
2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)
shohr maalum hota h
Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?
Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->
Sardar Pathan se:
Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon
Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable
"khusra"
in a street and asked:
"Are you a prostitute?"
khusra:
"No No i am substitute"
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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?
2 Sides Hoti Hyn
Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->
Nokrani: Malkin aap udaas kyun ho?
Nokrani:
Malkin aap udaas kyun ho?
Malkin:
Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi larki se pyar karte hen.
Nokrani: Nahiiiiii.... Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de saktay.
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,
Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
Bandy Da Puttar Ban.
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Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)
Q:What is the difference
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
Maths Teacher Asks
Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->
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