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Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday

I know u can''t wait,

So,

CONGRATZ !!

U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008,
APRILFOOL
in advnce... :-)

May, 03 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 3118 views Funny

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