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Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday
I know u can''t wait,
So,
CONGRATZ !!
U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008,
APRILFOOL
in advnce... :-)
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Full of Emotion shair:
Ab to zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana.
A for Apple B for Banana.
If you are MAD, I am your DAD.
bachpan mei ki muhab
Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .
Jawani mei howe barbad . . .
WAH WAH . . .
Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
pathan!!!
Phatan train me su su kr k aya
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BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
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Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”
''Asslam-o-alaikum--- "Good Morning"
''Asslam-o-alaikum---
"Good Morning"
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Ab Neeche kia nashta dhoond rahe ho?
Aik bar keh to dia''
Tu Khud Ko Beshak
Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,
MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"
Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->
''Sincere Apology:
''Sincere Apology:
If u dont like n e of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u
then plz dont hesitate feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!''
eid wale din roza rakhe wo shaitan hy
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.
Aur
Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?
Aray Sahi Pehchana
Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
WIFE:main maeke ja
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?
Qayamat kab aayegi?
Student: YE$ MI$$,
Jab Valentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga.
zarday aur zardar
"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?
Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn
Aur
Duusra Khushio''''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->
What Does Tarzan
What Does Tarzan Say When He Sees A Herd Of Elephants With Sunglasses
In The Distance?
Nothing.
He Doesn''t Recognize Them.
Mai Aur Tum Tum Aur Main
Mai Aur Tum
Tum Aur Main
Yani Hum Dono
Aaj Raat Ko
Aik Dosre Ko
1 baja K Baad
Akele Mein
Miss calls denge ok :-)
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