aap kay ghar zurur ayen gaye

aap kay ghar zurur ayen gaye
Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge,
Har pal aayenge,
Har waqt aayenge,
Din bhar aayenge,
Aur
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Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
  

Aug, 22 2013     160 chars (1 sms)     3274 views       Funny

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How True ...
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Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Sehri Aur Iftari Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
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Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De ...
Molvi;muje wife k liya
brazier chahiay.


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Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
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Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
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Ghalib ne moti larki ko dekh k farmaya


Un ka husn dekh k hum
beshak khushi se
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Moral:
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DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
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