aap kay ghar zurur ayen gaye

aap kay ghar zurur ayen gaye
Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge,
Har pal aayenge,
Har waqt aayenge,
Din bhar aayenge,
Aur
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Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
  

Aug, 22 2013     160 chars (1 sms)     2624 views       Funny

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