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Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge,
Har pal aayenge,
Har waqt aayenge,
Din bhar aayenge,
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Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…

Aug, 22 2013 160 chars (1 sms) 2745 views Funny

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