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May, 05 2010
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Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye
Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye
1KEERA SHRAB Me Dala To Wo Mr Gia.
Teachr:"Ap Ne Kia Seeka?
Studnts:"SHRAB Peenay Se
PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay He"
1st Frnd:Yar
1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla
Us Ne Asad Se Kaha Tha K Us Ki Zindagi Mein Bray Utaar Cherhao Ayein Ge
Or Waqaee Wo Lift Operator Bn Gya He
U know my engagemnt is fixed
U know my engagemnt is fixed
Its after 73 days
Surprised!
After 73 days its 1st april n u r the first fool of this year.:-D
per Nangi Larki nahaye gi,
Aj pehli bar ap k Mobile
per Nangi Larki nahaye
gi,
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Aj loadsheding ki wajah
se pani nahi hai. Is liay
Larki nahi nahaye gi.
"GEO MUSHARAF"
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?
Husband2: Buddy,
By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
|SMOKE|
|SMOKE| S=Send,M=Me,O=One,K=Kool scrap,E=Every day !
Whenever u feel lyk studying .......
Whenever u feel lyk studying .......
just sit down.......
relax......
take a deep breath.....
n wait
just slap urself n say stupid wat is tis new habbit.
SWEET POEM:
SWEET POEM:
Eat With Butter,
Cut With Cutter,
When You Forget MeYou Will Definitely Fall In Gutter..:-)
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
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Ans. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
Consequences in Aerica...
Consequences in
Aerica...
A girl rushed over to her
husband..
Darling`''my childern and your children are beating
our children...!!!
1 pathen n other
1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
Shahrukh Khan.
Shahrukh Khan....Again Start Working On Om Shanti Om
Kyuki
Picture Abhi Baki Hai Dost.
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