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agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho k
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May, 05 2010
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''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana
''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana .
But why ?
Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ?
Because jo jeeta wohi "Sikandar"...=P;->''
Facebook Par Hum Larkey
Facebook Par Hum Larkey Apna Khoobsurat Face Dikha Ke Itny Likes Nahi Le Skty,
Jitney Larkiyan Face K Bagair Wali Pics Mein Likes Le Leti Hain…
Kiya Yeh Khula Tazad Nahe…
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-
1 day god tested me
1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God Smiled n Said
"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)
Height of secrecy.
Height of secrecy...
Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol
Q: What is the Indian
Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
hum india se buhat p
Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray
30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->
pathan cought cheating
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!
''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!
Challenge.
1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai?
2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha?
3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?
4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain?
5.Quaid-e-azam ki qabar me kon dafan hai?''
Aik Orat Kisi Molvi
Aik Orat Kisi Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda."Hazraat.! Changi nai keti"
According To A New Study ....
According To A New
Study ....
''''Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades ... ''''
Especially
''''If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
Lectures ...'''' ;->
NEWS ALERT !!
NEWS ALERT !!
Koi Bhi
Kuch Bhi
Khaane Ko De
Mat Khana Plz
Idhr Udhr
Nigah Rakhna
Q
K
City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->
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