Ek couple date pe tha

Ek couple date pe tha
Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga
  

Feb, 21 2014     189 chars (2 sms)     2888 views       Funny

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A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.



Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

&

later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->
How will a computer engineer offer u a drink named ''C''???








CPU??
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....




Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>
ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:

"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"

doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,

Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->

When Words Fail
Eyes Work . . . .







When Eyes Fail
Heart Works . . . .







When Heart Fails











Aby Scroll Kia Kr Raha Hai




Samajh K Tapak gaya Maamu ;->
SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."


Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called

" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "

If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->
An application:
Dear sir,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,
te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,
Te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,
oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,
hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,
Urs faithfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"
Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->