Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call

Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call
Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.

For God Sake!

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03216307893 (Sender Number)


Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2462 views       Funny

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A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
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bcoz she wanted to rock and roll...!
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.
Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,


Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"


Magar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
What is Love???




The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->
BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya


GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .
Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain..









Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,





Pehla kalma ata nai English main bat karti hai. . . . :P
height of foolishness

A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.

And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D


The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is






























[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->
''Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.''
1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)