Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call

Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call
Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.

For God Sake!

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03216307893 (Sender Number)


Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2712 views       Funny

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aby yaar jaldi tv lagao zardari ko mardia hai.































kia hua roz afwaah sun rahy hona aaj aik humari tarafsy sahi ;-)

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Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.


Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)
ALLAMA IQBAL ne Qayam-e-Pakistan k baray Mai 23 March Ko Minto park mai Quaid-e-Azam k Sath Kharay Ho Ker Fatima se Farmaya , AJ KALA JORA PAA SADI FARMAYSH TE
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Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???










Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;->
kUCH KUCH HOTA HA



Exam pass aaye,sir
mera dukhaye,teacher
nd najaane kyun,dande
dikhae,ab to mera sir,
jage na sota hai,kya
karoo haye





KUCH KUCH HOTA HA
Dewangi Se Kum Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
Hum Bewafa Jahan Ma Wafa Dhondte Rahe
Mehromiyo K Dor Ma Kin Hasrato K Sath
Hm cholon ki BIRYANI me BOTI Dhondte Rhe ;->
While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"

student:,#@! #@#$#

Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya

Student:Same is the situation here


Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
ALLAH Bachaye !

Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se

Dubai k shiekh Se Nai ki Shave se

Aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se