"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.
DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain.. . . Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi?? . . Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga?? . . . Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...
Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,
hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,
Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai''''
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu..
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI Solution????
Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………
23rd March ...
A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Let''s Celebrate This
Day With Grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m Zardari ;)
