a pathan called fm radio said

a pathan called fm radio said


A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
  

May, 05 2010     320 chars (2 sms)     3583 views       Funny

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Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
2 DANGEROUS WEAPONS IN THE

WORLD MORE POWERFUL THAN

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(1) 2week used sockz


(2) molion waly parathy ki gase
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Husan bana to diwany bany


Koi to baat hai aap main


Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''
How do you tell a rose to go to the mOon ?
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GULAB JA MOON
Arz kia hai,
Hum jis say karty thay dosti kha dava
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shawa b shawa
Famous saying-
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he''s simply not giving kiss
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Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
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What is the height of kind heartedness?

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Its "me" messaging u

inspite of d busy schedule!


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I suppose this horrible looking thing is
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Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!