a pathan called fm radio said

a pathan called fm radio said


A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
  

May, 05 2010     320 chars (2 sms)     2364 views       Funny

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Pandit2-Why?


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:Khud BhugTo".. ;->
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Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Uff Toba..! ! !
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