a pathan called fm radio said

a pathan called fm radio said


A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
  

May, 05 2010     320 chars (2 sms)     2694 views       Funny

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Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->
Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thng
U Can Do Wid Ur Lips.
Ofcourse U Know The First
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Dont Think Wierd, Stupid..
Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut ;->
Kia Le Kar Aaye Thay



Kia Le Ker Jayenge



Mujhe Sms Na Ker K Kitne Paise Bachayenge



Itne Paise Bacha Ker Kia




Mobile Me CNG Lagwayenge ;-
''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?


"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY."



us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???



""APNA BANAYA
OR

CHOR DIYA...''


Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,


MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->

Balance Sharing Day

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->
2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi baatain na kar
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
Baa Adab

Baa Mulahiza

Hoshiyaar


Pagaloon K Shehanshah


Pakistan k Bewakofo k sartaj

Noor e chasham

Tajdar e Paglistan

Msg recieve kar rahay hainnnnnnnnnnn
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..

2, LIGHT jo buhat jati hay..