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SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai
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May, 21 2010
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CHICKEN ROLL
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.
Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?
Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.
Kitne din ho gay
Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .
Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!
Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?
Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->
Aaj K Baad
Aaj K Baad
Na Mujhe
Call Kerna
Na hii
Miscall Dena
Aur
Na Sms Kerne
Ki Koshish Kerna
Kyun K
COMMANDAR SAFE GUARD
Ne Mujhe Har Waqt Jaraseem Se Duur Rehne K Liye Kaha Hy
Tick Tick TicK . . . ;->
2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,
2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,
Snday k baad Mnday Ayega,
Puray mahinay lìght nhi bill phr b Ayega,
Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,
K
"AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA"
Height Of Smartness. . . . .
Height Of Smartness. . . . .
Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .
Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?
''How To Become a GENIUS?
''How To Become a GENIUS?
*some text missing*
Find The Missing Text & Surely You Will Become a GENIUS. ;-''
kisan gadi me gehun le ja raha tha
Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya
Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun
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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun
Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?
Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?
Beta:Teacher ne mara hy
Mom:Q Mara?
Beta:Maine unhe MURGI kaha tha
Mom:Q kaha?
Beta: unho ne mujhe test me ANDA jo dya tha..;->
admi malik makan say;ap k maka
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.
When Words Fail Eyes Work . . . .
When Words Fail
Eyes Work . . . .
When Eyes Fail
Heart Works . . . .
When Heart Fails
Aby Scroll Kia Kr Raha Hai
Samajh K Tapak gaya Maamu ;->
Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey
Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey Wale Se Kaha : O Bhai
Tumhare Samose Main Se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy !
Samosey Wala : Aby Tou Kia 5 Rs K Samosey Main
Puri Larki Nikle Gi ... ;->
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