in my past life god

in my past life god
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."
  

May, 03 2010     320 chars (2 sms)     3462 views       Funny

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I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.


Aur


Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?





Aray Sahi Pehchana




Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)

Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are Thinking.

Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.

Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?
A sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si.
Friend: Dost hi dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.
DiL Ne KahA
ChALo SMS KarAin,

SochA!!
" Dil To PagAL Hy "

Phir KhAyAL AayA
ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,

JiSkO KarnA Hy..

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.

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Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->
Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori Karne Gaya,

Tijori Par Likha Tha..

" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI,

452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,

TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "

Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.

Jate waqt chor malik se bola..






"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->
Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?


1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.

3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.

4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-


The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.


Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..

Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..

Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->

New Remix Song. . .


KhalBali Hai KhalBali
Emergency Ki Hai KhalBali

Musharaf ko Chor K Benazir Dubai Chali

Imran ko Hai Chul Bari

Altaf Bhai Ki Tou Nikal Pari

Qazi Ki Hai Sulag pari

Aitezaaz Ki Hai Farmaish Bari

Supreme Court Hai Ziddi Bari

Apne Pakistan Ki ho gayi Khatya Khari

Khalbali Hai Khalbali
Emergency Ki Hai KhalBhali . . . ;
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!


Izzat ,

Shohrat ,

Daulat




Aur Haan ...




Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->