human beings r soluble in water

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human beings r soluble in water

A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!
  
May, 05 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2270 views       Funny

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