You can do so much in 10 minutes time.

You can do so much in 10 minutes time.
You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . .

Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .

Divide your life into 10-minute units



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sacrifice as few of them as possible in meaningless activity." ;->
  

May, 20 2010     254 chars (2 sms)     1894 views       Funny

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BRRRRR...


PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->
''akhoon akhoon !!!!


aRz kiya he !!!!!






A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!





W@H W@H W@H W@H W@H !




A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!








zARa SiDe PE HO jAo saans lene vali nali main phanse ho''
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar jannat jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar dozakh jaye to homely feel kare
Listen how ppl r now a dayz. i was sittin in a mandir,da pujari was abt 2 show da aarthi n d guy near me lit a cigarrette.i was shocked tht i ALMOST DROPPED MY BEER
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

A CoMmUnItY OwNeR bAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmUniTy OwNeR Coz He WaS CoPyInG HiS StUfF Frm OtHer"z CoMm.
& SaY
Do It By UrSeLf
WhIle He Is DoInG ThE SaMe FrM oThErZ
Arz kia ha

sMs dosto ko itne kiye k jeet gaye sMs ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehnay, laga,
?


No sPace
No sPace
Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.

Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?

Rail guzri to mr jao ge.

Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?
Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina

Apne Aba ki kamaiz hawa mein na ura deina

Jo paisay ghr say sabzì lanay k liye miltay hain

Un ka easy load na krwa Lena... ;->
Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..

wah wah!

zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..

phir?

phir kya?

Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D