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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change and she does. . . ;->
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May, 20 2010
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Free Dinner
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And Say"
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Lahore "BLAST"!!
JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,
JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,
JUB TUM HUM SE ROOTH JAO GE,
JUB TUM HAMEY BHOOL JAO GE,
TAB!!
MUH PR AISA THAPAR PRHEGA NA K DUNIYA BHOOL JAOGA.!
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Wada karo
K tum
Apni
Zindgi
ki Har
Cheez
Mujhse
Share
Karoge,
Khushi
Gham
Dukh
Sukh
Or
Yahan
Tak k.!
Even
Apnay mobile ka balance bhi...! :->
1 Admi Ko Naddi
1 Admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.
Aata Piswany
To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.
Jahel Soch Kya Raha Hai Aate Ko Piswate Hai Kya.
true fact
T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t
Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant
And
This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->
''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.
''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.
Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"
Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?
Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
Sardar wins 20
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
''JO AALA ZARF HOTE
''JO AALA ZARF HOTE HAIN HAMESHA JHUK KE MILTE HAIN, SURAHI SAR NIGO HO KER BHARA KERTI HE PEMANA.''
Girls are like roads,
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
A boy 2 pathan:
A boy 2 pathan:
mai agar chahon to tamam pathano
ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan:kaise?
Boy:main jahanum mai naswar
ka dukan kholon ga
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