aj me bohat udas hon

aj me bohat udas hon

Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary




























lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
  

May, 05 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     2255 views       Funny

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Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa
Tarasha Gora Badan


Boond Boond Pighalta
Shabab

Honto''n Se Laga K Dkho
Kashish Kesi Hy

Kambakht Ye
"VANILA ICE CREAM"
Cheez Hi Aisi Hy .. ;->


Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->
Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

Beautiful

Person




Khush ??






Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai''
...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
Phoolo Me or Insaano Me
kya Farq Hota Hai,


Phool Insaano Se Zada
Khoobsorat Hotey HAin,


Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolo
Se B Ziada Khoobsorat
Hote Hain,


JeSE K


Mein



he he he
Ustad:
Qayamat K Din Zamin Phat Jaye Gi

Asman Tukre Tukre Hojaye Ga Gharz
Hr Cheez Fana Hojaye Gi...

Shagird (Pathan):To Kya Us Din School Ki Chutti Hogi.? ;->
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student:WOW!
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)